We have a strong complement of non scoring forwards so are going to need someone to score all of our teams points for a major chance of glory. This may be a position of interest to you.
Will you take care of the performance enhancing drugs?
The backs vs forwards games in training should be fairly tasty
It sounds like the frees awarded stats are going to be fairly one-sided. Mightnāt be very much opportunity for a marksman like yourself.
We need @Ron Jones in here somewhere. He had just nailed down the centre back position back in the day when the Lockes were senior before his knee went kaput. He could still do a good job at midfield
I wouldnāt dream of starting him, but @The Big Cheese would be a good influence around the place re organizing, putting out the cones and generally ensuring the needs of the more senior players were being properly met
[QUOTE=āKid Chocolate, post: 1128417, member: 553ā]if that fanny arse from tipp @Mullach Ide is 6, 11 is fine for me.
BTW yeāll be needing a new center back after our first training session[/QUOTE]
Ah lovely, a mouthy lad, nothing better than putting manners on a fella that tells you what heās going to do to you.
You might want to underscore āperformance enhancingā, there balbec, just so the big lebowski is quite clear on that.
Heās no spring chicken
youād be crying for your mammy after the 3rd ball, you windy bag of Tipperary piss
List the team there. With the new penalty rules ill fancy my chances and demand to take the first one, when it goes awry ill blame an imaginary calf issue. Developing the latest fad injury of the day after driving it wide/running (term employed loosely) over the ball will a recurring theme from me. āAw jaysus me hip flexor is goneā
I was always good for a score or two in my time, Iāll deliver the goods
This will either be twigged or will inspire great admiration in your team mates for your commitment to playing through the pain barrier. āIf we had a fit maroonandwhite weād have won that match.ā
me manager
Cody, Davy or Tj type manager? Or would you go the expensive cork man route?
cody.
tj water boy
What drills have you in mind joe. Surely it will be all ballwork. Challenge matches against forums is the way to go. I heard the clarehurlersforum have a pile of work done.