Tfk hurling championship. whos in

We have a strong complement of non scoring forwards so are going to need someone to score all of our teams points for a major chance of glory. This may be a position of interest to you.

Will you take care of the performance enhancing drugs?

The backs vs forwards games in training should be fairly tasty

It sounds like the frees awarded stats are going to be fairly one-sided. Mightnā€™t be very much opportunity for a marksman like yourself.

We need @Ron Jones in here somewhere. He had just nailed down the centre back position back in the day when the Lockes were senior before his knee went kaput. He could still do a good job at midfield

I wouldnā€™t dream of starting him, but @The Big Cheese would be a good influence around the place re organizing, putting out the cones and generally ensuring the needs of the more senior players were being properly met

[QUOTE=ā€œKid Chocolate, post: 1128417, member: 553ā€]if that fanny arse from tipp @Mullach Ide is 6, 11 is fine for me.
BTW yeā€™ll be needing a new center back after our first training session[/QUOTE]

Ah lovely, a mouthy lad, nothing better than putting manners on a fella that tells you what heā€™s going to do to you.

You might want to underscore ā€œperformance enhancingā€, there balbec, just so the big lebowski is quite clear on that.

Heā€™s no spring chicken

youā€™d be crying for your mammy after the 3rd ball, you windy bag of Tipperary piss

List the team there. With the new penalty rules ill fancy my chances and demand to take the first one, when it goes awry ill blame an imaginary calf issue. Developing the latest fad injury of the day after driving it wide/running (term employed loosely) over the ball will a recurring theme from me. ā€˜Aw jaysus me hip flexor is goneā€™

I was always good for a score or two in my time, Iā€™ll deliver the goods

This will either be twigged or will inspire great admiration in your team mates for your commitment to playing through the pain barrier. ā€œIf we had a fit maroonandwhite weā€™d have won that match.ā€

me manager

Cody, Davy or Tj type manager? Or would you go the expensive cork man route?

cody.

tj water boy

What drills have you in mind joe. Surely it will be all ballwork. Challenge matches against forums is the way to go. I heard the clarehurlersforum have a pile of work done.