It sounds like she’s gaslighting herself.
German Guard at Passport Control there a second ago to some Brit: “You have already applied for the Visa?” (Dead serious looking)
Brit: “The what?”
Guard: “The Brexit Visa!” followed by hearty laughter all round.
Brit mutters something under his breath exits with a big thick head on him.
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They’re the laughing stock of Europe
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Jesus when the Germans are taking the piss out of you it’s nicht gut.
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It’s hard to believe now 75 years later that the Brits think they won the war.
Off to wien for 3 days of death by PowerPoint in a room with no aircon. It’s 33 degrees over there
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Lovely. Don’t forget the Factor 50 for your slaphead.
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Everyone else will be taking shade under his buck teeth
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Well you’d certainly be the right height for it.
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How’s the Freedom Party conference going?
Ah the usual: ein volk, ein Reich, kein haar.
The women on show here would have the tit Monday brigade creaming themselves.
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En route to dubai as I type, then kL, then kuching. This plane WiFi is a great yolk. Did a 10k run at 630am, and I’m now well tipsy.
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surely you mean ka-ching!!!
Unpaid 
It’s a great trip though.
Is that the place you were complaining about last year?
That must have annoyed the fuck out of everyone on the plane
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He’ll be posting pictures of monkeys in the morning.
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Have to travel to Sao Paulo later this month with work. Checked flights last night, went to book this morning and BA had jacked up the fare by €1500.
Have to go with TAP now 
BA is utterly shit.
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