An savage outbreak it seems.
It’s absolutely everywhere
The flu? Or deniers
Sure tis only an oul flu
We need a daily count of positive swabs.
We need a lockdown, keep children indoors little stealth bombers, strick granny beside the window and move new years to February first.
Actually tell auld wans to social distance. Happened again this morning buying milk. 8 am and empty shop. Breathing on my neck at the till.
LIDTF
Well that was predictable
We need to dust off tony holohan and sam mcdonkey
You need to replace the broken record and get on with your life
Reminiscing my auld pal. It was a mad time
I’m in favour of an annual January lockdown.
Seems to be everywhere alright.
The flu strain wasn’t covered by the vaccine it seems.
They are on the radio telling everyone to get the vaccine to help, which seems fairly pointless. I suppose it’s to cover for the other ones.
I’m using the flu as an excuse to bottle plans tonight so all I can say is that my imaginary dose is a proper flu.
It is
just out of a man flu dose meself
Hope you’d a great Christmas
Imagine…