Q1 What was the word that appeared most often in searches on TFK in December 2017?
Answer = @ChocolateMice (we were all very worried about his disappearance).
Q2 What was the second most frequently appearing word in searches in that period?
Answer = Bitcoin
Q3 How many pageviews were there on TFK from all devices in the period from 8 December 2017 to 8 January 2018?
Q4 How many PMs have been sent on TFK since we moved to this software (in June 2015)?
40,000 + those sent by @ChocolateMice during TFKNFLFFL = 140,000
Q5 How many individual posters sent Rocko a PM wishing him a happy Christmas in 2017?
Just the one from @Bandage