TFKNFLFFL 1st Division 2013

Rumours have been circulating around Frandlestick Park today that Tom Brady is having difficulties settling in the capital and is trying to manufacture a move back to the sunny shores of the Hook Head Peninsula.

It remains to be seen if Useless Donkeys are interested in the move after investing heavily in star QB Drew Brees over the summer and Head Coach @Gman has not been available to comment on any potential deal.

Sources close to the Fran Sanfrisco 49ers set-up have indicated that if Brady does indeed request a move the Franchise will be willing to facilitate the move on the proviso that Drew Brees is traded in return. The same sources have also indicated that Fran Sanfrisco 49ers will offer a wide receiver as a makeweight in the offer. The identity of the wide receiver has not yet been revealed.

[quote=“Fran, post: 833371, member: 110”]Rumours have been circulating around Frandlestick Park today that Tom Brady is having difficulties settling in the capital and is trying to manufacture a move back to the sunny shores of the Hook Head Peninsula.

It remains to be seen if Useless Donkeys are interested in the move after investing heavily in star QB Drew Brees over the summer and Head Coach @Gman has not been available to comment on any potential deal.

Sources close to the Fran Sanfrisco 49ers set-up have indicated that if Brady does indeed request a move the Franchise will be willing to facilitate the move on the proviso that Drew Brees is traded in return. The same sources have also indicated that Fran Sanfrisco 49ers will offer a wide receiver as a makeweight in the offer. The identity of the wide receiver has not yet been revealed.[/quote]

Whilst the Useless Donkeys have kept quiet over recent trade rumours surrounding their star quarteback, they have made no secret of the fact that a trade which would include Julio Jones would be very hard to refuse.

However, the Fran Sanfrisco 49ers, whilst keen to offload Tom Brady, due mainly to the fact that the 3 time superbowl winner has now no active wide recevier over the age of 15 on the roster, have been quiet with rumours surrounding their star wideouts and his semingly public bust up with the franchise hierarchy.

If no resolution can be found to the dispute between the niners and Jones, then a trade of Brady and Jones for the Donkeys star QB might well be on the cards.

Fran Sanfrisco 49ers have just issued the following statement:

“In the wake of some unsavory, scurrilous and completely untruthful rumours surrounding some of their most valuable playing staff, Fran Sanfrisco 49ers would like to announce the termination of the contract with their PR representatives. The relationship with the General Manager, coaching staff and players has never been better and team morale is at an all time high following the win over high-flying Pitch Copped Crappys at the weekend. Fran Sanfrisco 49ers will not be accepting any unsolicited approaches for their players”

Meanwhile talks between Useless Donkeys and Fran Sanfrisco 49ers surrounding a potential quarterback trade are at an advanced stage with Useless Donkeys keen to bring the all-american hero Tom Brady back to the franchise that made him famous. Fran Sanfrisco 49ers are said to be reluctant to part company with wide receiver Julio Jones as part of the trade and may offer any of their other wide receivers instead.

I am absolutely seething at the lack of kudos that have come my way for my sides outstanding performance in round 2. Ye shower of begrudging cunts

Especially @Gman[/USER], @[USER=110]Fran[/USER] & @[USER=258]cluaindiuic. Pricks!

[quote=“chewy louie, post: 833392, member: 1137”]I am absolutely seething at the lack of kudos that have come my way for my sides outstanding performance in round 2. Ye shower of begrudging cunts

Especially @Gman[/USER], @[USER=110]Fran[/USER] & @[USER=258]cluaindiuic. Pricks![/quote]

I don’t want to be giving praise to one of the tournament favourites and probably my biggest threat in the competition.

[quote=“chewy louie, post: 833392, member: 1137”]I am absolutely seething at the lack of kudos that have come my way for my sides outstanding performance in round 2. Ye shower of begrudging cunts

Especially @Gman[/USER], @[USER=110]Fran[/USER] & @[USER=258]cluaindiuic. Pricks![/quote]

when have you ever heard of another franchise praising some other team for their week 2 performance. Thats loser talk right there.

Stage II rattled if ever I saw it

I’m seething. If @briantinnion pulls out a big score against me I might just have to call it a day.

Tough break @braz83 - The Law Firm and Brown didn’t do a whole lot but did just enough. I was seething when a 33 yard reception by Brown was brought back for a dubious flag but we just managed it.

Marshawn Lynch repaid the confidence shown in him by The Scrunch Bunch franchise with a masterful display. We are now hunting @Brian Tinnion 's Lucky Reagan Bush 84 at the top of the Eastern Conference who have been extremely blessed with only 183.44 against and the lowest points for in this division.

Why haven’t the waivers gone through yet? o_O

[quote=“chewy louie, post: 833392, member: 1137”]I am absolutely seething at the lack of kudos that have come my way for my sides outstanding performance in round 2. Ye shower of begrudging cunts
Especially @Gman[/USER], @[USER=110]Fran[/USER] & @[USER=258]cluaindiuic. Pricks![/quote]

Meh

Steven Jackson is confirmed out for 2-4 weeks. Nervously awaiting news on Reggie Bush.

Through now:

Starks is a Provo.
Clay goes to Croppy
Rivers to Whodat
Ellington to Fran
Pettis to Discovery Channel
Jones to Pace is the Trick
Fleener to Croppy (2 Tight Ends on waivers for him)

[quote=“Rocko, post: 833680, member: 1”]Through now:

Starks is a Provo.
Clay goes to Croppy
Rivers to Whodat
Ellington to Fran
Pettis to Discovery Channel
Jones to Pace is the Trick
Fleener to Croppy (2 Tight Ends on waivers for him)[/quote]

Fuck you, @Rocko. I went for Starks to cover my RB injury problems but I expected him to be taken before I could snap him up. Felix Jones is meant to be the Steelers RB this week so he could be useful back up, or shit.

Jones was pretty unproductive in what I saw of him the other night. You should try trade for Colts Bradshaw, if Chewy is open to your advances.

I am very happy with my depth at QB, WR & TE. I am not too enamoured with my 4th and 5th choice running backs though so I would not be willing to trade Bradshaw too easily.

I was once badly burned in a trade by CLD and it has made me sceptical toward them ever since

[quote=“chewy louie, post: 833775, member: 1137”]I am very happy with my depth at QB, WR & TE. I am not too enamoured with my 4th and 5th choice running backs though so I would not be willing to trade Bradshaw too easily.

I was once badly burned in a trade by CLD and it has made me sceptical toward them ever since[/quote]

Chicken Noises

Shrewd pick up of McGahee by @cluaindiuic

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TDC welcomes Brandon Myers to their beloved franchise after a frankly baffling cut by @croppy_boy