It’s a big responsiblity
Which you have failed at. That 500 will be coming out of your paycheque young man.
2 sugars fran please. And can you cancel my 3 o clock?
Dont know if this is the right place for this but I will put it here anyway. Went to use the loo in the work yesterday so there I was walking into the first available cubicle when I did my usual check, like is the toilet clean and is there paper, during this check I noticed a skid mark in the toilet but this went above the point where the water comes out when flushing and the seat was also down. Now I have not seen this before and was wondering how in the hell could someone hit the toilet bowl above the point where the water comes out?
Have you never had a toilet explosion taz?
Yeah but usually me arse would be point down rather than up and I have never managed to get it above the rim of the toilet.
Try harder next time
It sounds to me like your dealing with an explosive individual who hovers over the bowl.
the new in your face fran is really starting to grow on me…
A few cunts here celebrating Burns Day in the office…Thick cunts even had haggis on the menu in the canteen
there’s a woman after coming in here with her new born. I’d never heard of her mentioned before as an ex employee. one of the lads just found out she worked here for a summer about ten years ago on maternity leave. she must be going around to every place she ever worked to show her child off. freak.
That’s one of the worst yet. I’d guess she’s a heffer and could never get anything from one of the lads in the office so is trying to rub it in his face now - women have warped minds.
none of the lads here were here when she worked. by the sounds of it, she only really knows one person that is here today, but the rest of the women are all over the baby anyway.
women do have warped minds though.
You are one odius creep.
so what if she wants to show of her newborn. Leave her at it, you bitter prick
so I’m the new target then. great. :rolleyes: having this fucking lepjack follow me around on here like a dog with a bone.
That is disturbing behaviour. Extremely disturbing.
Agreed, gman is a prized cunt
+1 - some girl has the audacity to be proud of her newborn & gman although angry enough to give out about it here wont man up to the poor girl himself
That is mad - I was about to search for this thread as they same just happened in the office where I am “hot-desking” from today.
You don’t work in Reading in the UK do you Gman??
A women brings in her baby here and the little thing wouldn’t stop balling crying. The women seemed oblivious to the fact that this racket might be disturbing the many people who were trying to have phone conversations nearby. This particular office floor isn’t full of recent graduates either - more your seasoned middle aged business men and the look of disgust on their faces was priceless 
Fair enough she might want to show off the baby and people(women) might want to see it …but do it in the canteen or somewhere FFS. Us men have real business matters to attend to 
WTF is your problem- a newborn is a joyous occasion & anyone who thinks otherwise has a heart of glass