The All England Lawn Tennis Championship 2011

Murray will have my support, not that I give a shit, after the way he made a idiot of Tim Lovejoy on Soccer AM in 2006.

Lovejoy: “Will you be supporting England in the World Cup? Course you will mate…”
Murray: “I’ll be supporting anybody but England.”

Is Ana Ivanovic still in the Ladies event?

The beautiful Dominika Cibulkova has just knocked out Caroline Wozniacki. :clap:

Todays gift to the forum.

Looks like something Richard Keys would have done.

Hilarious that Wozniacki is world #1 but flops in Grand Slams. Then birds like Henin, Clijsters, Williams x2 that have been shitting out kids and/or have been on the piss for a few years flit in and out of the game and take the slams.

Looks like the Williams’ will be sitting next to each other on the flight home.

Pironkova…she’s unreal. Way better than that Cibulkova tart. If she wasn’t 5 foot 11, I’d deffo date her.

Are both the Penis sisters out?

Rafa and Del Potro ganging up on the umpire. :smiley:

Rafa making quite a few unforced errors today.

Nadal seems to have aggravated an ankle injury.

Not his ankle it seems but his heel. Tape him up to fook and he’ll be grand.

I’m sure there’s drugs for that type of thing

Del Potro visibly irked by this delay.

Rafa in serious bother here.

Can’t believe the Beeb are showing this shite instead of The Greatest

Del Potro will run the shit out of him on that left side now you’d imagine.

The Nadal match is better at the moment. Fed is a set down.

Youzhny takes first set on a tie break .

C’mon Fed ffs

A double fault by Del Potro hands Nadal the first set.