The ask Fran about biscuits thread

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Bumped for @Fran.

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:eek:

:mad:

I wish to formally apply for a review of this decision.

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:mad:

I wish to formally apply for a review of this decision.[/QUOTE]

Please forward a packet of bourbons to me and I will review

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What kind of Mickey Mouse organisation are you running here?

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Bourbons are absolute shit. They are for peasants.

I’m just after eating a lovely big slice of biscuit cake.

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[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1018707, member: 2269”]Bourbons are absolute shit. They are for peasants.

I’m just after eating a lovely big slice of biscuit cake.[/QUOTE]

:clap:

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You’ve asked me for a review, you hardly expect me to buy the fucking yokes

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@Fran

What do you think of butter biscuits?

http://uk-img1.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/418/product-9081418.jpg

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I’m not the fucking Salvation Army Fran, you want to be the arbiter of biscuits you better make sure you have sufficient project funding from @Rocko. If only there were any businessmen financiers on Rocko’s staff…

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[QUOTE=“Il Bomber Destro, post: 1018712, member: 2533”]@Fran

What do you think of butter biscuits?

http://uk-img1.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/418/product-9081418.jpg[/QUOTE]

Very nice bomber although I haven’t had one in a long time. A great biscuit like this can easily fall from your radar when there is such a good selection in the shops these days

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+1

They are tremendous value as well.

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[QUOTE=“Il Bomber Destro, post: 1018712, member: 2533”]@Fran

What do you think of butter biscuits?

http://uk-img1.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/418/product-9081418.jpg[/QUOTE]

A classy biscuit

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Do you know how many requests @Fran gets for reviews each week? He would be bankrupt if he had to provide his own biscuits.

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I do ALL my biscuit related duties off my own steam glas. US correspondent @briantinnion has blown the research budget a couple of times over

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Bourbons are absolutely the Vladimir Putin of the biscuit world. Top of the pile, and bugger anyone with a nuclear warhead who says otherwise. Except for smiley faces and iced gems, and sometimes nice biscuits a whole packet.

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All with tea.

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Steam away so, if that’s how you’re going to be about it, you fucking steamer.

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This should really be in the things that are wrong thread but @Fran needs to be informed of this tragedy

http://www.dailyedge.ie/afternoon-tea-biscuit-tin-change-1786691-Nov2014/?com_ord=date

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I want a review of the bourbon cream decision.

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[QUOTE=“artfoley, post: 1049355, member: 179”]This should really be in the things that are wrong thread but @Fran needs to be informed of this tragedy

http://www.dailyedge.ie/afternoon-tea-biscuit-tin-change-1786691-Nov2014/?com_ord=date[/QUOTE]

It’s a disgrace, I heard the rumours through my FBI contacts but I thought it was just a publicity stunt, didn’t think they would ever go through with it.

There is a peaceful protest organised at Tesco’s in Ballybrack on Saturday afternoon demanding it’s reinstatement. Your support would be most welcome Art