The Auld Yarns thread

Tony played all the old hits that night

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A lad arrived home from the US a few years back and was drinking in one of the pubs in the town. In walks an old school friend from secondary school who hadn’t left the area since school. They greeted each other warmly.

So where are you based these days?
San Diego.
Where?!!
It’s near to LA
Where?!!
Los Angeles
Where?!!
Ah for fuck sake - California
Where?!!
Ah Jesus - America
Oh right. You went to the convent, I only went to the tech.

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Tans have good yarns sometimes.

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:smile:

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There are some cracking Brian Clough yarns here

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I see the odd reel of these - Crossley is a good man to tell ‘um.

Jigsaw

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In fairness he delivers them well

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Heard a good one that took place on the BOICMC over the weekend. @peddlerscross

Fedamore hosted a tournament at the weekend with Lismore, MLR, Toureen and Feakle there.

Anyway in an effort to keep the crowd engaged there was an MC interviewing people at different stages.

Big Dan Shanahan was the star turn for Lismore. He was quizzed on loads of things and then the MC asks “how long did it take to travel up today”? Dan replies " it took us an hour and half to come up but it will take us two days to go home".

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He’s a bluffer.

It’s two hours from Lismore at least.

Ok, ok I’m wrong.
Cross country it’s an hour and a half.

I was assuming they’d have to go through Clonmel

Fedamore must have been providing the tay because they certainly weren’t giving any of them a game

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A man from my home town was on his way out a while back,

Not a nice man. He’d rob the eye from your head if he could and was always looking to pull some stroke.

His wife happened to have a blood pressure monitor on at the time when he passed away.

Shortly afterwards she went for a walk with her grandson.

‘Would you look at that’ she said pointing to her monitor.

‘It’s the first time it’s had a normal reading’.

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I don’t get it :flushed:

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Her blood pressure was back to normal once yer man died.

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