The Awful Professional Footballer Thread

[HBV]

andy reid, lazy bastard spent what should have been the best years of his career a stone over weight.

[myboyblue]

Paul Kitson

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

@farmerinthecity

3. Lucas Leiva

:o :strokechin:

Stephen Warnock

[Rudi]

Cha Du Ri.

[myboyblue]

Thats a cracking bump from chewy :lol:

[Bandage]

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:o :strokechin:[/quote]

Quite an opportune thread bump, chewy. Myself, Rocko and Farmer enjoyed a spot of lunch today to discuss TFK AFC matters and I offered Farmer a convenient out when we moved onto discussing broader football matters. I said I’d admit to being wrong about Andy Carroll (saying he was good) if he admitted being wrong about Lucas Leiva (saying he was bad). Farmer declined on the basis that his opinion of Lucas hasn’t changed. Unbelievable scenes.

[Rudi]

@myboyblue

3. Goergios Samaras

:o

[myboyblue]

@Mr. Totti

http://www.thefreekick.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png

My spelling was poor, but I stand over the post. The useless pile of dogshit.

[Julio_Geordio]

@Bandage

Cesc Fabregas.

:o :o :o :o :o :o

[Julio_Geordio]

@Bandage

Quite an opportune thread bump, chewy. Myself, Rocko and Farmer enjoyed a spot of lunch today to discuss TFK AFC matters and I offered Farmer a convenient out when we moved onto discussing broader football matters. I said I’d admit to being wrong about Andy Carroll (saying he was good) if he admitted being wrong about Lucas Leiva (saying he was bad). Farmer declined on the basis that his opinion of Lucas hasn’t changed. Unbelievable scenes.

I was going to say thats a harsh thread bump as he was utterly gash for a long time. But the fact that he refuses to revise his opinion is shocking.
The wise sometimes change their mind, the foolish never do.

[Rudi]

@croppy_boy

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

:rolleyes:

@Bandage

Wayne Biggins was a striker, mickee.

I agree on Dennis Irwin - a real shit player. Couldn’t get into a crap Ireland team at one stage under Mick McCarthy and had the sneery kind of face that’s very much associated with Cork people.

John Arne-Riise has no place whatsoever on this thread.

+1

@Fran

Roy Keane

Spent half his career drinking and the other half alienating his fellow players and managers. Now he is a shit manager

@Bandage

Cesc Fabregas.

+1

@Flano

Steven Gerrard. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/wuerg/vomit-smiley-007.gif

@north county corncrake

des walker - woefully out of his depth at sampdoria

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:rolleyes:

[Rudi]

Michael Ball.

Hey lads, remember the next ‘Swedish captain’ Karl Svensson that Pepe Le Pew bought for Rangers? Well I googled him the other day, he’s know playing Swedish second division football!

:lol:

[Mac]

@north county corncrake

yes- he was drinking outside gibneys in 1995 after a Irish game- johny beep beep cycled by him & gave his customary beep beep & irwin ra after him to cofront- luckily enough beep beep was going dow main st rather than up it & escaped the irate corkman - that is just one of th many examples floating around

wtf? :lol:

@KIB man

Has McShane been mentioned yet?

Daryl Murphy, Shane Long and Caleb Folan are impostors too. My old lad used go beserk when Eddie McGoldrick played for Ireland. I know he was shit but bit before my time.

Worst for Villa - Peter Enkelman. Think the cunt is still getting a living from the game.

:o :o

[Fran]

Andy Carroll

[croppy_boy]

Andrei Silenzi
Pierluigi Casiraghi

[Raylan]

The amazing true(ish) story of the ‘Honduran Maradona’

[Juhniallio]

@anon95599269

when he was playing the most overrated footballer ever was denis irwin- a dreadful dreadful footballer who was famed in europe for bee a mouthy prick & nothing else-people wer surprised that liverpool won the champions league with that donkey traore(sic) but i know a lot of continentals that said the same about irwin

also he is an absolute cunt of a man- i hate him

Wow. The origin of the bullshit Denis Irwin story from @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Yes, i think the quote i heard about the manchester red devills after they won the champions league in 99 was

Any team with denis irwin in it will never be considered a good team, he does nothing apart from moan at the ref

I think its a fantastic part of football culture in europe that he is roundly despised

[croppy_boy]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

I think its a fantastic part of football culture in europe that he is roundly despised by the @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy and no one else.

Fixed that for you.

I hate for you to be misleading forumites on something again.

[myboyblue]

While I realise he is better than the vast majority of the world at football, I think Bruno Fernandez is a dreadful professional footballer. Everything you wouldn’t want in your team.