The Back to Work Thread 2019

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Taking a late lunch today. Giving the impression I’ve been busy which is not strictly true. Don’t want to be peaking too early. A long year ahead.

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I want to shake hands with everyone on here. There is going to be big changes this year. I am going to be a better person

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Will you light a candle for me, mate?

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I will.

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Have you felt Lords hand upon your shoulder, pal?

He touched me Xmas Eve.

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The standard oul’ line. A pal of mine responded to the question honestly about 25 years ago…

" A grand oul day in her parents house. A bit of a fuck-up when I vomited the days food and drink across the sofa and sheepskin rug "

At least it’s something you’ll always remember.

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Something moved deep inside me on the redeye to Heathrow this morning, it must have been Jesus’s angel wings as I soared close to heaven in the plane. I came back to the house and the heating is bust, I would have went ape before, but I am able to handle it with serenity

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It’s an amazing feeling truth told.

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Not back in till next Tuesday. It’s great to not have that fear over returning to work.

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C U Next Tuesday.

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Only prolonging the inevitable!

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You’d want your head examined drinking tea at work.

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Germs are good for you. You’re at nathin if you’re not licking a toilet seat once a week to give your immune system a little workout.

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It’s why we were all so healthy as kids and the youngsters today are sick every second week, I put it down to eating chewing gum that was stuck to the road.

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Thank God for the filthy, infested box of Barry’s in the office, that’s all I’ll say.