Instead you’re just a drunk who writes the occasional article … Do you still include the anecdotal friend who called or text you to back up your point? That was always good for laugh
Yeah, I am a drunk. Of course I am… A drunk with perfect syntax and (largely) perfect spelling. Sure I am…
All ye ever have is the drink thing and the age thing. Tis terrible funny watching people I despise humiliating themselves on my terms, as if I was blowing at a spinning top in Doon from a high stool in Drogheda.
You are an obnoxious profoundly dim prickaun of a ladeen obseesed with my every doing (‘He is drunk every Wednesday!’) Tis fierce funny, really.
Then again, stupid people generally have stupid friends. To that extent, I can understand your obsession. But only to that slender extent.