The Best TFK Moments from the Pandemic

[TheUlteriorMotive]

For posterity. And our children.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

You Are Not Stuck In Covid, You Are Covid Part 6 of infinite

When @mikehunt 's mother, in full lockdown, probably crying everyday, sent the letter to his wee one saying that she loved her and don’t worry they’d meet again soon, and MikeHunt called the aul doll up and fucking laid into her, was she trying to fucking kill the child, I’d say that was the single greatest pandemic moment on TFK. The poor mother bawling down the phone at MikeHunt and him showing no mercy.

[Watchyourtoes]

@EstebanSexface on the lam in Kerry.

[Tassotti]

that was a truly fantastic moment

[EstebanSexface]

[Tassotti]

@mikehunt getting the tesco home delivery and washing each item individually in domestos

[Thomas_Brady]

@glenshane getting covid but dying from cattle wormer.

[carryharry]

The Queens Bhoy’s evolution into a talking parrot of UK government health stats.

[KinvarasPassion]

@mac returning from Cheltenham and wiping out half the local bingo club.

[Mac]

@KinvarasPassion

@mac returning from Cheltenham and wiping out half the local bingo club.

Twas no surprise you were lurking around to see if any of the dead had land to will away

[balbec]

@tank going to Krakow for his holidays and causing the second wave.

[Biff_Egan]

@Tank 's friend having a trip a Krakow scuppered by his mother and the Civil service.

[Cheasty]

A missed opportunity.

Coronavirus - Close the Airports

There was a cunt out jogging in my neighborhood tonight in a Galway GAA jersey and O Neills shorts who decided to spit outside my house. I briefly considered firing up the car and running him over.

[Locke]

Bandage transformation from a fat cunt to a thinner one.

[artfoley]

@Locke

Bandage transformation from a fat cunt to a thinner one.

[Tank]

He went, he just didn’t tell the Civil service. I actually can’t remember what story he told them in the end but he made up some bullshit and then turned up the next week with a “Krakow” branded facemask, just to piss off a few of the cunts he works with.

Best week ever.