Throw a gps into them as well sure and a music player. All you need are your shorts and your wireless head phones
A running sponge to go into pocket to stop jangle that you can wet to squeeze over head on hot day ?
For €58 they’d want to cook the dinner and put the kids to bed as well.
They’ve fuckin thought of everything
There’s nothing unusual in those shorts that I can see, a small zip pocket?
Saw them last week but didn’t know the price of them 
FFS
I’ll wait for the AliBaba version I think
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Sure there’s loads of options for a fraction of the price.
Got a new pair a few weeks ago. The previous pair (about 2.5 years old) had to have the back zip repaired a few times by Mrs @caulifloweredneanderthal and then I put them out to pasture
Ya the back zip is gone in one of mine too, but the phone never budges even without the zip
Only available in XXL unfortunately.
Don’t worry, they’ll get the XXXL back in soon for you
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My cover is blown!
Many a true word spoke in jest.
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There is a way to search old tweets by date
Fuck they’ve thought of everything
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This already exists in France and it’s big. I’ve used it. It’s called BlaBla car or something like that, can’t remember exactly.
I just thought of the best idea ever - it’s an exercise bike that’s hooked into a big cycling computer game. So you’re pedalling away and on the screen you’re racing in a Tour de France stage or something like that. There are people trying to overtake you and you have to steer. Maybe there’s traffic, depending on the stage. There are all different difficulty levels so ordinary people can race in the world’s top races and get fitter as they go. There are opponents making breaks and doing pelotons and stuff. It’s like a brilliant car-racing game only with bikes. Also an online competitive option - as time goes on you get a grade so you’re always competing against a similar level. Make internet cycling friends.
Holy fuck I’m brilliant.