The Business Ideas thread

@Thrawneen, have you contacted

@Thrawneen[/USER], have you contacted [USER=1170]@flattythehurdler at all to see about setting up a 24/7 online peep show camera system in his house? There’s a Swedish au pair, the fitness instructor friend with the fake boobs, we hear his wife is pretty hot, and then Flatty regularly brings home strays or invites people off the Internet to stay over which would keep things fresh. I think it has a lot of potential.

@Thrawneen, are you a Walter Mitty type character?

Bandage, are you a cunt type character?

Depends on who I’m dealing with, mate.

Pipe down.

Very much so.

Figured it out. Ta for the feedback. You can lose sight of what’s realistic when you’re submerged in pornography business research for days on end.[/QUOTE]
Yes, the best way to get a stupid idea like charging for Irish porn is to lock yourself away for days on end pulling the wire off yourself.

A simple fucking idea - and you’d think that halfwit @Mac would have come up with it by now-

You make a Munster beer - Leinster beer-Ulster Beer and Connaught Beer- and sell it directly to Munster/Leinster etc. etc. rugby boards/councils and to rugby cunts in the UK and sappy diaspora abroad. The Munster and Leinster cunts in particular would lap it up- Leinster blonde lager and Munster Red. The stupid bastards wouldn’t be able to get enough of it- You could imagine them out in Limerick and D4 drinking bottle after bottle with their little pinkies on display. You could imagine the odd Munster/Leinster fan behind enemy lines then on a random Saturday night going up to the bar ordering a bottle of the opposition and the place going dead quiet in disbelief, as quiet as if they were watching Sexton going for the posts on tv so as not to put him off-- then the banter would fly and there would be all kinds of hysterics every time he went back up to the bar… It’s a sure fucking winner- Like women and beauty products, the idiocy of the rugby crowd is recession proof- you want to make a buck, tap into this market. Of course once it proves a hit there, the roasters who try to cross both divides will bring it back to the GAA. Munster beer on Munster final day- Jaysus, what else would you be drinking? Shur JP is selling it in da manor now. Is he ? 4 bottles dere love. Just like the idiocy of the rugby crowd, the tribalism of the GAA is recession proof.

Leinster Blonde

Munster Red

Connaught Stout

Ulster pills.

Paddy potato wouldn’t be able to get enough of it abroad- It would be the first thing he’d go for after landing in a foreign country- ‘Just like being home, wha!’ Just like the tribalism of the GAA, the roaster factor in 98.2% of the Irish nation is recession proof.

Get brewing
@Thrawneen

Haven’t had a fiddle since Sunday. I was reading industry articles, forums, interviews etc.

@Bandage No.

With the demise of @Il Bomber Destro that particular niche needs to be filled in TFK.

[QUOTE=“Bean, post: 1109328, member: 301”]A simple fucking idea - and you’d think that halfwit @Mac would have come up with it by now-

You make a Munster beer - Leinster beer-Ulster Beer and Connaught Beer- and sell it directly to Munster/Leinster etc. etc. rugby boards/councils and to rugby cunts in the UK and sappy diaspora abroad. The Munster and Leinster cunts in particular would lap it up- Leinster blonde lager and Munster Red. The stupid bastards wouldn’t be able to get enough of it- You could imagine them out in Limerick and D4 drinking bottle after bottle with their little pinkies on display. You could imagine the odd Munster/Leinster fan behind enemy lines then on a random Saturday night going up to the bar ordering a bottle of the opposition and the place going dead quiet in disbelief, as quiet as if they were watching Sexton going for the posts on tv so as not to put him off-- then the banter would fly and there would be all kinds of hysterics every time he went back up to the bar… It’s a sure fucking winner- Like women and beauty products, the idiocy of the rugby crowd is recession proof- you want to make a buck, tap into this market. Of course once it proves a hit there, the roasters who try to cross both divides will bring it back to the GAA. Munster beer on Munster final day- Jaysus, what else would you be drinking? Shur JP is selling it in da manor now. Is he ? 4 bottles dere love. Just like the idiocy of the rugby crowd, the tribalism of the GAA is recession proof.

Leinster Blonde

Munster Red

Connaught Stout

Ulster pills.

Paddy potato wouldn’t be able to get enough of it abroad- It would be the first thing he’d go for after landing in a foreign country- ‘Just like being home, wha!’ Just like the tribalism of the GAA, the roaster factor in 98.2% of the Irish nation is recession proof.

Get brewing
@Thrawneen[/QUOTE]
Fantastic idea Bean. Why don’t you fuck off and do it?

[QUOTE=“Bean, post: 1109328, member: 301”]A simple fucking idea - and you’d think that halfwit @Mac would have come up with it by now-

You make a Munster beer - Leinster beer-Ulster Beer and Connaught Beer- and sell it directly to Munster/Leinster etc. etc. rugby boards/councils and to rugby cunts in the UK and sappy diaspora abroad. The Munster and Leinster cunts in particular would lap it up- Leinster blonde lager and Munster Red. The stupid bastards wouldn’t be able to get enough of it- You could imagine them out in Limerick and D4 drinking bottle after bottle with their little pinkies on display. You could imagine the odd Munster/Leinster fan behind enemy lines then on a random Saturday night going up to the bar ordering a bottle of the opposition and the place going dead quiet in disbelief, as quiet as if they were watching Sexton going for the posts on tv so as not to put him off-- then the banter would fly and there would be all kinds of hysterics every time he went back up to the bar… It’s a sure fucking winner- Like women and beauty products, the idiocy of the rugby crowd is recession proof- you want to make a buck, tap into this market. Of course once it proves a hit there, the roasters who try to cross both divides will bring it back to the GAA. Munster beer on Munster final day- Jaysus, what else would you be drinking? Shur JP is selling it in da manor now. Is he ? 4 bottles dere love. Just like the idiocy of the rugby crowd, the tribalism of the GAA is recession proof.

Leinster Blonde

Munster Red

Connaught Stout

Ulster pills.

Paddy potato wouldn’t be able to get enough of it abroad- It would be the first thing he’d go for after landing in a foreign country- ‘Just like being home, wha!’ Just like the tribalism of the GAA, the roaster factor in 98.2% of the Irish nation is recession proof.

Get brewing
@Thrawneen[/QUOTE]

How are you going to trademark Leinster Blonde or Munster Red or Connaught Stout or Ulster pills

It’s a good idea but it needs to be finessed

[QUOTE=“Bean, post: 1109328, member: 301”]A simple fucking idea - and you’d think that halfwit @Mac would have come up with it by now-

You make a Munster beer - Leinster beer-Ulster Beer and Connaught Beer- and sell it directly to Munster/Leinster etc. etc. rugby boards/councils and to rugby cunts in the UK and sappy diaspora abroad. The Munster and Leinster cunts in particular would lap it up- Leinster blonde lager and Munster Red. The stupid bastards wouldn’t be able to get enough of it- You could imagine them out in Limerick and D4 drinking bottle after bottle with their little pinkies on display. You could imagine the odd Munster/Leinster fan behind enemy lines then on a random Saturday night going up to the bar ordering a bottle of the opposition and the place going dead quiet in disbelief, as quiet as if they were watching Sexton going for the posts on tv so as not to put him off-- then the banter would fly and there would be all kinds of hysterics every time he went back up to the bar… It’s a sure fucking winner- Like women and beauty products, the idiocy of the rugby crowd is recession proof- you want to make a buck, tap into this market. Of course once it proves a hit there, the roasters who try to cross both divides will bring it back to the GAA. Munster beer on Munster final day- Jaysus, what else would you be drinking? Shur JP is selling it in da manor now. Is he ? 4 bottles dere love. Just like the idiocy of the rugby crowd, the tribalism of the GAA is recession proof.

Leinster Blonde

Munster Red

Connaught Stout

Ulster pills.

Paddy potato wouldn’t be able to get enough of it abroad- It would be the first thing he’d go for after landing in a foreign country- ‘Just like being home, wha!’ Just like the tribalism of the GAA, the roaster factor in 98.2% of the Irish nation is recession proof.

Get brewing
@Thrawneen[/QUOTE]

Rugby is played by a tiny fraction of people around the world and even in Ireland it has a small core fan base. It’s appeal would be very limited. Munster Rugby were given Carte Blanche to build as big a stadium as they needed and they settled on a stadium of 28,000 and that capacity is reached a couple of times a year. Might be a nice add on to an existing brand/brewery but I dont think it’s going to be the money spinner you expect.

@Bean has been mugged off here good and proper.

Maybe he should do some research next time - http://munsterbrewery.com/

[QUOTE=“Mac, post: 1109510, member: 109”]@Bean has been mugged off here good and proper.

Maybe he should do some research next time - http://munsterbrewery.com/[/QUOTE]

From the comments section, pretty much sums up your stereotypical craft beer drinker:

I’m rather enjoying a bottle of your Fir Bolg, quite fugglesy, but in a delicious way. I think the subtle moustache on the F in Fir is cool, very Movember, and also like the bracteoles (sp?) on a hop cone. But, I wish you’d saved the name ‘Fir Bolg’ for a Belgian style beer (given O’Rahilly’s speculation that the Fir Bold were actually a tribe of Belgae). Keep up the old work, anyway, and I look forward to drinking more of your beers.

[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 1109511, member: 1786”]From the comments section, pretty much sums up your stereotypical craft beer drinker:

I’m rather enjoying a bottle of your Fir Bolg, quite fugglesy, but in a delicious way. I think the subtle moustache on the F in Fir is cool, very Movember, and also like the bracteoles (sp?) on a hop cone. But, I wish you’d saved the name ‘Fir Bolg’ for a Belgian style beer (given O’Rahilly’s speculation that the Fir Bold were actually a tribe of Belgae). Keep up the old work, anyway, and I look forward to drinking more of your beers.[/QUOTE]
Jesus Christ, what a cunt.

[QUOTE=“Mac, post: 1109510, member: 109”]@Bean has been mugged off here good and proper.

Maybe he should do some research next time - http://munsterbrewery.com/[/QUOTE]

No surprise -Mac completely missed the point here :rolleyes:

Badly misjudged.

Well done, son.