Heās one of the good guys.
Who: Lauren Simon
When: Today circa 4pm
Where: Space NK Store, Chester
Wearing: Low cut top with huge cans and flared jeans
Famous for: participant in celeb big brother, first dates and real housewives of Cheshire
Other notes: Mrs Spidey was browsing through the store as I hung outside in the āRowsā. She got chatting to Lauren comparing different products and within seconds Lauren had mentioned sheād just returned from a celeb BB Reunion thing and a bikini launch. Sheās in great nick but Iād say about 20% of it is real. She gave us a recommendation for a top top pizzeria which was unreal.
Spot.
Is that Will OāDonoghue peering over his shoulder
Yeah
I was aware of that. I didnāt infer that any of the spivs pictured were in fact sockless although Carlson came close.
Have I touched a nerve here?
Looking to wrestle free to throw another handpass no doubt.
So you called them āsockless gimpsā but werenāt inferring that they were sockless in any way?
Okey doke
Fair play, I had to google her. The cans are impressive.
Hmmmmm
Is it a Spot when your co adjudicator has to use google search for the nominee?
Right. Read my post - slowly if you must. Nowhere did I say, or infer, that any of those phographed (Stenson, Carlson or Sutcliffe) were sockless. In fact I never called them sockless gimps but there you are.
Okey doke indeedā¦
Indeed
Neither did I suggest you were talking about the chaps in the photograph.
People who wear suits and look sockless are pretty much always wearing socks, just not the woolly ones up to your knees that you have on.
Who are the ātheyā that you are referring to here?
The āsockless gimpsā that you were referring to, Jesus
Youāre attempting to make connections that arenāt there.
My comment āsockless gimpsā wasnāt connected to the photo .
Anyway Iāve things to do.
Yes, Iāve known that from the beginning
Iām tired of pointing it out to you nowš¤·āāļø
Sure thereās nobody in that photo that matches any of your description
So lads wear pop socks now?
I wouldnāt know anything about that. Sometimes interactions here are like playing handball against a haystack.