The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)

[Bandage]

In the space of 5-minutes I’ve just seen President of the Olympic Council of Ireland Pat Hickey on Suffolk Street (having a mobile phone conversation, wearing a suit), former Ireland goalkeeper Alan Kelly Jr on Grafton Street (watching a street entertainer banging a set of drums, wearing jeans and black jacket) and the blonde actress that played Robin in Fair City and was married to Jimmy Doyle (wheeling a child in a pram in the company of an older lady).

[balbec]

That’s good spottin’

[Brimmer_Bradley]

welll done @Bandage. We’re are delighted to award spots for all of the above.
@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy and myself are very happy to award them to you.

[TreatyStones]

Nice sign off, but Fitzys is better. More official .

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Who ?

[Fitzy]

Bandage, you’re clearly on the move, ducking and diving, sorting out deals and driving the economy. People like you are what makes Ireland great. In these circumstances it would be petty of me to insist on all niceties to be observed. You’re getting all three spots and I’m even giving you a bonus point because:

1. You’re from Wexford
2. I think you’re going to post some spots later today
   Keep at it kid, you’re a credit to your county.

Regards,
Fitzy,
Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Three Adjudicator.

[HBV]

Kid, the regime are standing over the backseat team judgments on this occasion you’ll be glad to hear, what with it being Free Spot Friday where all spotters get up to 3 free without prejudice spots put straight thru the system for the craic*.

So them 3 are spots, well done enjoy it

Well done and good work also @fisty & @Brimmer_Bradley
Again, would you two light a fire under that useless cunt @Mac for us please. It’s time for him to start producing, or we will be requesting that you fuck him off your team.

*Closed at 3.10pm today.

[Smark]

Good job Bandage you’ve had three different posters approving your spots within 2hrs there.

As an aside does it need four approvals now to get a spot over the line or do three nods suffice? Anyone know?

[Fitzy]

It needs me to approve it. End of.

Regards,
Fitzy,
Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Three Adjudicator.

[Mac]

@HBV

Kid, the regime are standing over the backseat team judgments on this occasion you’ll be glad to hear, what with it being Free Spot Friday where all spotters get up to 3 free without prejudice spots put straight thru the system for the craic*.

So them 3 are spots, well done enjoy it

Well done and good work also @fisty & @Brimmer_BradleyAgain, would you two light a fire under that useless cunt @Mac for us please. It’s time for him to start producing, or we will be requesting that you fuck him off your team.

*Closed at 3.10pm today.

My consultancy capacity comes with an expensive hourly rate. If you want me involved in everything then the monthly subs will go through the roof.

[Fitzy]

Who said you were a consultant?

[Mac]

@Mac

Hold on here. Some no mark who played Father Damo is a celeb but 2 of the most famous comedians in the world aren’t? Rich Hall running away from a Kilkenny roaster is a definite spot. As is Dom Irera.

Move over you idiot cunts on the back seat - there’s a new man driving

@Mac

After the shite show from @Brimmer_Bradley I’d be insulted to be on the backseat. I’m happy to intervene when such obvious mistakes are made in a pure consultancy capacity. It means you have to spend less time educating them and can deal with the job at hand. If they’re making the right decisions then noones time is wasted.

RegardsMacCeleb Spotting Adjudicating Consultant

@Mac

That’s a generous offer but as always, I’ll tell you to politely fuck off and I’ll do my own thing as I’ve always done

@Fitzy

Who said you were a consultant?

Get your head out of the capsicums and back in the game man

[myboyblue]

Is he blind or wha’?

[Fitzy]

Jesus christ Mac, that’s the end of you. Going back over a thread and quoting three of your own posts and then using a joke that’s been flogged to death by the likes of that hbv cunt. Whatever happened to you?

[Mac]

@Fitzy

Jesus christ Mac, that’s the end of you. Going back over a thread and quoting three of your own posts and then using a joke that’s been flogged to death by the likes of that hbv cunt. Whatever happened to you?

Have you a spot to report on or adjudicate or not? If you don’t then stop clogging up the thread with your stupid questions.

[HBV]

The new regime is myself and @Tassotti. We take this very seriously. We discuss every decision on pm and we haven’t made an error yet.
The backseat team is vital to us though as love or hate it it’s what the moderators want. So that means 4 rulings for now and I’d like to announce that iv news for the forum, we are increasing the backseat team as its dawned on us the only one we can rely on is @fisty.
FAO all posters please submit your application by pm. @Tassotti is also currently putting this out to tender and we are hopeful boards.ie will take the role on for us. We’ll see.

God be with the days when one good man (yourself) was all that was needed.

[Fitzy]

Jesus.

[HBV]

Sleep it off@fisty

[Ambrose_McNulty]

@HBV

I’d like to announce that iv news for the forum, we are increasing the backseat team as its dawned on us the only one we can rely on is @fisty.

Is this public sector efficiency, you have 4 lads doing nothing so you’re going to hire four more to take up the slack? Would you not fire the lazy cunts first?

[HBV]

No, the more the merrier on our backseat team.

We are also looking at ‘Open Days’, where backseat duties will be open to all, you won’t even need to be inducted to have a go.