The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)

Heā€™s got a great way about him in his celebrity spot adjudication, Iā€™d say he uses his finger to cover up who sent it in so it wonā€™t cloud his judgement, I wonder will @Brimmer_Bradley agree to step down until the next time to ensure this thread returns to the harmony it is associated with.

I do in me hole. The poster posting the relevant spot is a fundamental consideration in my adjudicating. For instance, if @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy posted a spot of a no mark, ginger Kerry GGA player that most posters come across every day of the week, I would instantly award a spot, though I would probably be quite surprised.
If @mac posted a spot of Tom Cruise banging Donald Trumpā€™s missus in the snug of a pub in Lahinch he wouldnā€™t stand a chance.
In saying that, I do like you as a poster mate and Iā€™m pained at your ongoing battle with my friend @carryharry, I just didnā€™t have any enthusiasm for your particular spot.

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Not a bother mate, I expected no less, I only posted up the Milk Market spot to rub it into my good mate @Tassotti that I was having a pleasant Saturday morning spending a bit of money on artisan food while he was counting his coppers in Morrisons to see what he could afford in the line of gone off processed meat products to go with his 8 Ace lager.

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@Tassotti is a self made man, moving in elite circles over in London. That comment is a bit rich coming from a stay at home dad who gets grocery money off the wife at the weekends.

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Handy likebait from you mate, Iā€™m happy to play along with this but just one thing, my wife doesnā€™t work.
Youā€™d want your head examined to be putting 4 children into childcare.

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The first sentence of that post is very funny.

Youā€™re a likemine.

Ah youā€™ll hoover up the usual suspects no doubt, it doesnā€™t take much, just repeat the same old stuff that somebody imagined one time.

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:smile:

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Noeile must love his few hours to himself on a Saturday morning in the milk market

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Jesus youā€™re a tiresome cunt at the best of times, but this schtick is your worst ever.

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:grinning: Iā€™m a success story in the real world pal. Iā€™ll happily take that over your miserable fantasy life in a windowless porn dungeon anyday. :joy:

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you sponge money off the wife and her family and mind the kids all week, aye, ā€œsome successā€ alright :joy:

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Two smileys, one at start, and one at end of the post. Incredible levels of rattledness on show.

Can someone bump the stages of rattledness post please?

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heā€™s off on the school run now

Just dropped them off there now. Iā€™ve a few bits to take care of now in one of the rental properties.

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Ginger rule again im afraid.
Not a spot.

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Thatā€™s not a spot.
Iā€™ll just leave that there.

How many have you kid?