The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)

[JonSnow]

@Tank

Who: Brian O’Driscoll

When and where: Grafton Street 5 minutes ago. He had a toddler boy on his shoulders. He’s not too tall and he has a big flat shovel face.

That’s a spot

The sword has swung

[JonSnow]

@myboyblue

Who: Robert Sheehan
Famous for: A bit of acting, wearing a hoodie in some Irish tv show that wasn’t shite
Where: Main Street Portlaoise
When: Today
Wearing: multi coloured doc martens, skin tight combats colored trousers, a black bin mans jacket and a grey wife beater.
Any other information: Robert was looking homeless as he tends to, he was obviously enjoying some downtime home for the holidays and was chatting happily to one of the local theatre heads. A bit more research showed he had been in the Dunamase Theatre to give some encouragement to a local Youth Theatre Group.

That’s a spot. Beautifully delivered.

The sword has swung

[JonSnow]

@Portumna_Bridge

Yesterday I encountered convicted notorious cash delivery van robber Alan “Fatpuss” Bradley in Navan Shopping Centre purchasing a reduced-price belt from McKenna Man. Alan appears to have expanded slightly since his release from prison and had a disappointed expression on his face as he paid in cash for his new brown belt.

Alan acknowledged me with a nod as I queued behind him, but may not have been aware that I was about to purchase 32” dockers chinos, a size that I haven’t had the opportunity to purchase since 1990…

Not a spot

The sword has swung

[JonSnow]

@anon67715551

This will fail, had the surname been the genuine Redford, in the shithole that is Portlaoise, well then a possibility, given Redford is yet alive. The narrative, while fulsome, doesn’t augment the poverty of the effort.

FAIL…

No one asked for your input

[Fitzy]

What the good fuck?

[Declan_Moffat]

Live Spot: Brian Kerr
Dublin airport.
Brian was walking down towards the departure gates as I was walking on the opposite sode of the glass towards passport control. Brian looks shook

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

I’d say Brian is heading to work doing a bit of co-commentary on one of today’s EPL games

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Footix obsessed with epl

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Swamp-dweller obsessed with Footix

[habanerocat]

@JonSnow

That’s a spot

The sword has swung

Rugby players are not spots.
Retired rugby players defo not spots.

[JonSnow]

@Fitzy

What the good fuck?

No one asked about fucking geraniums, now fuck off

[JonSnow]

That’s a spot

The sword has swung

[JonSnow]

@habanerocat

@JonSnow

That’s a spot

The sword has swung

Rugby players are not spots.
Retired rugby players defo not spots.

The sword has swung. Fuck off.

[habanerocat]

Sorry Boss. I know my place.

[Locke]

David Myler, ex-captain of the Irish football team walking down towards Douglas from his parental home in Rochestown. I was jogging in the opposite direction (the TFK Strava clique can confirm) when I noted a tall athletic looking man walking towards me. I quickly noted the ex-pro and checked my watch to see it was 14:01. Myler was wearing black jeans and white runners, black jumper under a dark jacket. When I completed my 5 mile loop I saw Myler again with his parents waiting at the bus stop beside the Legion of Mary building in Douglas.

[habanerocat]

@Locke

When I completed my 5 mile loop I saw Myler again with his parents waiting at the bus stop beside the Legion of Mary building in Douglas.

Would he not pay for a taxi?

[Locke]

Had a couple of thoughts on this. Thought when I saw him first he was walking down to the village as he was going pinting. The other thought is that he went for a walk due to the amount of gaming he does.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

@habanerocat

Would he not pay for a taxi?

He’s picking a more environmental mode of transport perhaps @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

Great detail @locke

[habanerocat]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

@habanerocat

Would he not pay for a taxi?

He’s picking a more environmental mode of transport perhaps @The_Selfish_Giant

Great detail @locke

An environmentally friendly footballer? I suppose it’s possible…

[flattythehurdler]

James Milner
There at lunchtime today in wilmslow.
James was driving the obligatory black range rover top of the range. James alit, wearing a grey hoody and brown slacks, looking relaxed, happy and fit, with a demeanour reflecting his position as a current world champion. He had a little lass with him, and held her hand as they crossed the road towards barclays bank.