The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)

[flattythehurdler]

Never heard of him.

[glenshane]

@Bandage

housewives’ favourite

How do you know?

[Ambrose_McNulty]

What a cunt.

[Locke]

Who: Hector Ó hEochagáin
When: Sunday week
Where: Marina Market, Cork
Why: I was there with my family having a lovely pizza for lunch
What else: I saw who I thought was Hector but I thought sure that can’t be him, this is Cork (like). But when I listened to the last podcast he said he was down the country and mentioned he was in Cork. He had a snood covering his face but you’d know by the gatch of him. He’s smaller than what I thought he’d be and he’s a bundle of energy, zip/zapping around the place.

[Juhniallio]

Sunday week? You’re logging spots from the future now?

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Bandage

Live Spot: Virgin Media Sport presenter and housewives’ favourite, Tommy Martin, toiling down St Anne’s Park main avenue. Dressed in running attire and sweating profusely. Presumably aiming to be home and showered before Celtic-Huns at midday.

Spot.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Locke

Who: Hector Ó hEochagáin
When: Sunday week
Where: Marina Market, Cork
Why: I was there with my family having a lovely pizza for lunch
What else: I saw who I thought was Hector but I thought sure that can’t be him, this is Cork (like). But when I listened to the last podcast he said he was down the country and mentioned he was in Cork. He had a snood covering his face but you’d know by the gatch of him. He’s smaller than what I thought he’d be and he’s a bundle of energy, zip/zapping around the place.

Please clarify when this was?

[Locke]

Sunday, 21st March, 2021. 12:43 pm

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Locke

Sunday, 21st March, 2021. 12:43 pm

Spot.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

@Locke

but you’d know by the gatch of him

You’re gone full Cark!

[Biff_Egan]

That’s a generous award. Someone with the gatch of Hector?

[Locke]

It was him alright. The gatch was the first thing I saw and drew my curious eyes in his direction.

[carryharry]

Can the moderator please give an infraction for consistent backseat moderating here?

cc @padjo cc @Mickey2020

[flattythehurdler]

Who? The Welch wife beater
Where? Wilmslow there this afternoon
He had a mashk on but I recognised the cunt.
Looks like he’s just back from holidays**

**Sunbed I suspect.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@flattythehurdler

Who? The Welch wife beater
Where? Wilmslow there this afternoon
He had a mashk on but I recognised the cunt.
Looks like he’s just back from holidays**

**Sunbed I suspect.

Who are we talking about here?

[the_man_himself]

Giggseh I’d say

[flattythehurdler]

Giggs

[Fagan_ODowd]

Spot.

[Bandage]

Spotted Malachy Clerkin of the Irish Times on Furry Park Road, Dublin 5, on my afternoon stroll today. I was on my way to the Sybil Hill Road entrance of St Anne’s Park at around 3.43pm and he was walking in the opposite direction. I dare say he was coming from the park himself, possibly having been impressed by the Nationwide St Anne’s Park special on RTE last night. He was wearing a grey and white light sweatshirt / jumper and those ridiculous three quarter length / below the knee shorts that were all the rage in around 2008. He was sporting rosy red cheeks and was walking up on the grass verge with his head buried in his phone (instead of walking on the path). My sense was he wasn’t making a conspicuous effort to avoid Covid community transmission, he just didn’t want to have to weave past people on the path while scrolling down his Twitter timeline.

[gilgamboa]

@Bandage

those ridiculous three quarter length / below the knee shorts that were all the rage in around 2008.

Jesus that is some crime against humanity… On a par with wearing crocs in public or an adult wearing a jersey of a sports team