Youâre like Leitrim footballers in this thread of late - bouncing balls off the crossbar and failing to convert the rebound. You need to work harder at it, the off-chance sighting of a random no-mark at the coffee shop or spotting a Junior B corner back sloping into the offie ainât gonna cut it any more. OâDowd has fairly cleaned your clock and itâll take a monumental spot to get back on track.
Youâre a grafter but you need a real celeb, wan of them Gallagher lads (pissed would be a bonus) or oulâ Redsnot Alex would swiftly restore your credibility. The Cork traitor should be well within your realm and would be an absolute Corker⌠Draw up a list of cast-iron celebrities and alert Matty and a reliable team for the legwork, these lads arenât waltzing around the Nagâs Head type outlets.
Planning required Iâm afraid.
The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)
Ryan Giggs clawing at a Greggs female employee can only save this
OR
Tommy Martin queuing for a costa coffee in a pair of shorts with shiny legs
What did you Google to throw up a pic of him? âlithe Black lad who plays footballâ
Is researching a spot, searching for a spot and then finding a spot, really a spot?
Fagan is far too shrewd for that type of carry on.
Iâm more the âIdeas Guyâ here. The ramifications will resolve themselves. The bar is like Easter, a moveable feast. Youâd nearly want to see Dara OâSĂŠ fishing off the pier in Ventry to have any hope.
The unknown soccerballer was doomed at the Who? stage.
A spot needs a bit of personality and I always find youâll get minimum 10 likes if you can display something new or human on the celeb previously unknown aka Tommy Martin shiny legs or Jimmy from fair city collecting chicken salt at a NYC pub or Marcel desailly looking to break 50s into 10s for the strip club. The human element is key
Man Utd squad. It was either manyoo city Liverpool or Everton, in that order by and large.
Spot
you should lose half a spot for not including a pic of @Batigol pretending not to know who daniel was when he presented his passport
Will laugh if he pitches up on the finall late late to discuss how he has handled lockdown in Ireland
Like Brolly pontificating at the start of lockdown before it was revealed he was one of the Cheltenham traitors.
Sensational spot
Super work. Almost worth the risk of having you back in the country
Are you an air hostess Lionel?
I hope Marta Valencia realises she was seated next to greatness.
The picture of his name on the manifest you absolute lunatic 
For the right type of money I can be
DuuuuurtyâŚ