The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)

[croppy_boy]

@flattythehurdler

2.34 in Valencia

It’s only 10.34 in Letterkenny.

[Juhniallio]

Booooom!

[balbec]

more like minus

[flattythehurdler]

Who? Amad Diallo
Famous for? Playing for manyoo
When? 1815 there this evening
Where? A carpark in Wilmslow
I was exiting the carpark when the obligatory 20 reg black range rover pulled in at the side, and the road side door opened and out hopped a lithe looking lad in a tracksuit who looked every inch the footballer, though not especially tall.
I slowed and waved him across. He gave me a cheery grin, crossed in front of me and went into an office building. He had another lad with him who didn’t look like a footballer.
In truth, to throw a bit of a spanner in the works, the range rover, bearing and age was a footballer dead giveaway, but I had to Google him as I didn’t recognize him, and have never heard of him, but he’s a man u player.
He seemed a pleasant sort.
Chance of spot 5/10.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@flattythehurdler

Who? Amad Diallo
Famous for? Playing for manyoo
When? 1815 there this evening
Where? A carpark in Wilmslow
I was exiting the carpark when the obligatory 20 reg black range rover pulled in at the side, and the road side door opened and out hopped a lithe looking lad in a tracksuit who looked every inch the footballer, though not especially tall.
I slowed and waved him across. He gave me a cheery grin, crossed in front of me and went into an office building. He had another lad with him who didn’t look like a footballer.
In truth, to throw a bit of a spanner in the works, the range rover, bearing and age was a footballer dead giveaway, but I had to Google him as I didn’t recognize him, and have never heard of him, but he’s a man u player.
He seemed a pleasant sort.
Chance of spot 5/10.

Not a spot.

[carryharry]

Who?

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Manchester United paid €40 million for him.

[flattythehurdler]

Actually rings a bell this.

[Plastic_Paddy]

I’m not sure of the criteria but 40 million is surely a spot.
Ps I’d never heard of him either

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

The Utd Footix crew have been hyping him up. He’s the new Dawson Van Der Beek. I don’t want to wait for my life to be over

[flattythehurdler]

He’ll be a spot wan day.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Absolutely. I thought @Fagan_ODowd would give it, but you can’t argue with the king.

[balbec]

Rafal Majka passed me out on his bike last Saturday but you wouldn’t see me claiming it as a spot.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

I’d consider that a spot but I think it’s more niche than some 18 year old 40m Man Utd player.

[Locke]

That’s because he was working.

@balbec

Rafal Majka passed me out on his bike last Saturday but you wouldn’t see me claiming it as a spot.

[balbec]

Not really. Looked effortless to him.

[flattythehurdler]

I’m sure it was

[balbec]

You know those lads that pass you out and it doesn’t look like they are even pedalling?

[flattythehurdler]

I know them all too well.

[flattythehurdler]

They always look like predators and then you see them later having a coffee and they’re five foot six and malnourished.