The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)

[TheUlteriorMotive]

My God.

[glenshane]

That’s a huge consolation. Above and beyond! Much appreciated

[StoneCold]

Let us never speak of it again

[glenshane]

I can’t speak for other posters, but I feel at peace.

[habanerocat]

@Phil_Leotardo

600 odd games as a professional footballer. Capped by Ireland. A regular TV pundit for big CL games on primetime slots.
In fairness, many lesser knowns have been granted “spot” status over him.

I rarely watch a match on Virgin Saorview, the picture quality is so bad…

[habanerocat]

@balbec

A lot of things pass you by in fairness

I wish this cold or whatever I have would pass me by as fast.

[habanerocat]

@glenshane

@glenshane

Almost live. Tall, handsome, black and proud Hollywood a-lister, Samuel L. JACKSON.
He and another man standing in the middle of the deserted main street of Castledawson in the early hours. I spun the Jeep and made a return pass just to be sure. Sam, having completed his business jogged across the road in front of me. A much slimmer and fresher man than you might think.
He was wearing an expensive looking long tope coloured raincoat over a grey silk suit, slim black tie and white shirt.
I decided to make one mire pass in the hope of getting a photo, or even an unlikely selfie- possibly with the orange Hall in the background. However he got into a very small blue and white hire car. I decided to follow. As he left the village he stopped briefly, got out and threw two full binbags over the fencing which surrounded a small building site. He didn’t look particularly suspicious, in fact he seemed quite casual.

Here you go. Thanks for your interest/patience…these things probably seem inconsequential to lads like @flattythehurdler and @Mac who live in celebrity heartlands. It’s different when all you have for company are unruly briars and unwelcome rushes.

Did you root the bin bags?

[glenshane]

No, sure I could have gotten mixed up in a crime…anything could have happened

[carryharry]

The lies?

[glenshane]

You’re just looking for someone to share your cynicism and jealousy, though you’re probably as aware as I am that sharing your jealousy is a strange turn of phase

[Tank]

Micheal Martin sitting across from me in the pub.

[Barname]

I thought he’d have a mask with a straw hole

[anon67715551]

@Fagan_ODowd

@glenshane

@glenshane

Almost live. Tall, handsome, black and proud Hollywood a-lister, Samuel L. JACKSON.
He and another man standing in the middle of the deserted main street of Castledawson in the early hours. I spun the Jeep and made a return pass just to be sure. Sam, having completed his business jogged across the road in front of me. A much slimmer and fresher man than you might think.
He was wearing an expensive looking long tope coloured raincoat over a grey silk suit, slim black tie and white shirt.
I decided to make one mire pass in the hope of getting a photo, or even an unlikely selfie- possibly with the orange Hall in the background. However he got into a very small blue and white hire car. I decided to follow. As he left the village he stopped briefly, got out and threw two full binbags over the fencing which surrounded a small building site. He didn’t look particularly suspicious, in fact he seemed quite casual.

Here you go. Thanks for your interest/patience…these things probably seem inconsequential to lads like @flattythehurdler and @Mac who live in celebrity heartlands. It’s different when all you have for company are unruly briars and unwelcome rushes.

Assuming it passes all the standard criteria (it was within the previous two weeks when posted and that Mr Jackson wasn’t on his way to or from work) I would have awarded that as a spot.

The season of goodwill is well and truly upon us.
It’s been a rollercoaster ride for Mr.Jackson, from his exploits in Pulpfiction to flytipping in fucking Castledawson… Be a bit like Messi togging out for Longford Town in Flancare Park…

[glenshane]

I see. You’ve no issues with bill Murray gathering crabs in dungarvan or somewhere but once it comes to a humble village in South derry you’re quite the postcode snob.

[flattythehurdler]

He has you sussed by the looks.

[glenshane]

@anon67715551

Be a bit like Messi togging out for Longford Town in Flancare Park

Or George Best togging out for Tobermore United?

The day Manchester United icon George Best played for Tobermore United

[anon67715551]

Not at all. I was mildly curious (as one tends to be) with the remarkable attention to detail in “the spot”
In the early hours we were able to describe in great detail the apparel SLJ was attired in down to the fabric of the suit (may have been hidden by overcoat) and other sartorial matters.
On the plus side you’ve extracted a “would’ve” from the adjudicator and hopefully that placates you for the time being. I think said adjudicator has taken the merciful approach and for the sake of his sanity given you the nod.
We’re I in the seat you can imagine the reaction but I’m much too reserved to lower the blade and tell you where to go with the two word dismissal.

All that over and done with, enjoy your day.

[glenshane]

@anon67715551

We’re I in the seat

You clueless fuckwit

[iron_mike]

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@anon67715551

We’re I in the seat

You clueless fuckwit
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It’s the season of goodwill. Give it a rest, you orange fucker

[glenshane]

I did give it a rest when I didn’t point out that the only seat he ever really belonged in was the one reserved for dunces.
And Castledawson is very well lit, everyone knows that.