I received a PM from @funtime informing me that the RNLI are behind this attempted heave against @Smark.
Thread lightly lads
The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)
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@TreatyStones youāre technical minded, go ahead and throw up a poll in the morning āAre you satisfied with @Smark as Celeb Spot Adjudicatorā. Yes or no options. If I surpass 50% then these blow hards @ChocolateMice, @Matty_Hislop and @Massey following me around like a bad smell have to shut up for the remaining three months of my first term in charge. Also @Brimmer_Bradley and @ProjectX have to retire from the forum if I pass 50% on this confidence vote. Put it up for 48hrs if thatās an option. Otherwise 24hrs will suffice.*
*I only trust @TreatyStones to set up a poll as he is fair and well regarded here. Anyone else doing so before he gets in tomorrow it shall be null and void.
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Leave it up till the weekend so all my aliases can vote
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Should there not also be a moratorium on the creation of new accounts until the vote is over? Thereās a few posters that I wouldnāt trust one iota - e.g. @Matty_Hislop.
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Questionable questionable character
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Well, @Smark has shown his true colours overnight. Despite no obligation whatsoever to, he is putting it to the people once again in an effort to restore harmony in this thread. You canāt say fairer than that really.
Iām looking out the window here at a beautiful sunrise over the plains of east Galway. A deep red sky. Could be trouble ahead for the rowdy rabble.
Smark is a man of honour. He didnāt have to lower himself to their level but heās offered up a very fair and equitable proposal. How he can keep ten hoes going on tinder and adjucate spots with aplomb is beyond me, but heās clearly an achiever. Iām really saddened by @flattythehurdler in this episode. Heās taken the correct decision regarding some frog legs merchant to heart. An interesting day ahead on tfk, itāll be a restless sleep for me.
Secret ballot?
@Brimmer_Bradley has said he will be making a statement soon. We should wait until the incumbent adjudicator has made his statement before we proceed. We donāt want any repeat of the last poll fiasco.
In the meantime we should explore @Big_Dan_Campbellās brilliant idea of @thedancingbaby stepping in as a compromise candidate and restoring order and gravitas to this thread.
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After the drunken rambling from him on Sunday night I donāt think any statement from him can be taken with any seriousness. Hopefully his day lying still asleep in the union room will have helped him. Heās probably on a sick day today though cos the sun is shining.
You are too generous. You are a lovely man.
I thought youād at least demand that the blowhards be banned from any celebrity spotting threads during your term, you might have a rethink.
Like Clare winning the All Ireland in 2013 and giving the game of hurling back to the people of Ireland, @Smark during his time as the TFKCSA has given Celeb Spotting back to the people of TFK.
He is a noble nobleman
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I think heās owed a few sick days this week or he will lose them at the end of the month. Hopefully heās using the time wisely to dry out, heās been under enormous pressure lately.
His statement this week will clarify everything Iām sure.
Iāll get this actioned this am
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Letās be clear here. In the world of tfk Michel Roux is not a celebrity. A chef perhaps but not a celebrity.
Flatty says Michel Roux.
Tfk says Michel Who?
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@flattythehurdler made the mistake of not mentioning that he had spotted some judge off of masterchef.
He tried to be too smart!
I still have a woeful dose of the fear and paranoia so therefore am in no position to fight and argue with the board now.
The people of TFK can wait/get fucked until Thursday for my statement if thatās ok.
@Smark. Re you proposition above. FOAD you thick lipped ginger cunt.
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