The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)

Go way you cunt.

You are trying to burst this great forum right down the middle.

He’s on fucking telly. What more do you want?

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I am entirely neutral on this. Lest we forget, brimmer judged a Cark self doodling camogue a spot.

Are you saying it was the presentation, rather than the substance of my a list spot that let me down?

As my old landlord (@rocko) used to say, they’ll let any gimp on the telly these days. It’s almost the definition of a no -mark wannabe to be ‘on the telly.’

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Indeed.

But he’s properly on the telly like.

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Well that changes everything then.

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Just one thing, who the fuck is he?

he is not famous for being a chef, not in ireland certainly and i doubt anywhere. had you said he was a judge on masterchef then it might have given you a chance but i doubt it would have gotten you over the line.
it would be like saying you spotted milk salesman Jackie Tyrell, hes not a celebrity either but do you understand now?

Here. Emma Louise - who the fuck are you to be saying what’s what around here? Go boil your acne off you horrible little cunt.

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He’s some bloke that bangs up a bit of grub for a living.

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have you been up all night up to no good again you vermin?.

What are you blabbering about? Youre high from your acne cream i’d say.

Who: Much loved TV3 presenter and national treasure Martin King
Where: Clonliffe Road at the junction with Jones’s Road, Dublin 3
When: circa 6:05 pm, April 24th, 2016
Demeanour: Walking, smiling
Any other business: Martin was walking up Clonliffe Road in the direction of Drumcondra. I was walking down Clonliffe Road in the direction of Ballybough.

Top, top class spot @Sidney.
Your presentation is excellent too. After I’d read your post I almost had to check myself that I wasn’t right there myself, such was your description of the scene.
51/2*.

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Ah for fuck’s sake. The TV is wall to wall with cooking shows from all over the world. Celebrity boil my/bake my spud might do it for Flatty but some other cunt will try for the d list cunt from Geordie shore or celebrity ‘I’m Wayne Rooney’s favourite brazzer’ or something. @Smark was damn right to shoot this down. Is this what all this bullshit started over???

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Superb, prompt, authoritative adjudicating.

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Incredible scenes. It’s a post documenting the spotting of a celebrity.

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Fuck you. He was getting harassed for photos the length of shop Street. Jackie tyres. The fact that his second name autospells as tyres says all you need to know.