Lolzers
We threw* cash at the crèche staff. Felt they would be getting their fill of chocolates and candles. An excellent tactical move by some of them early in the week to record their thanks for gifts received on the staff/parents WhatsApp group. This might have pushed some laggards into contributing something.
*put it in envelopes with cards.
Stockholm syndrome
Where did you get a “Thanks for fucking us over for 3 years” card?
Thats like the cunts on Facebook who say ‘thanks for all the birthday wishes guys’ at around 5pm on the day of their birthday to invite on a few more ‘hope your being spoiled x’
A regifting?
Yip, and they’ll be moved on at least once more
How could you eat them when you’d have a pile of lovely Cadbury selection boxes lying around
I saw a kiosk in the ilac centre (or the lilac centre as my kilkenny aunt used call it) doing these today.
The truth is that a bunch of lads who began the year clambering over one another to give their houses to Ukrainians, now won’t countenance the idea of raising a bit of money for charity.
No wonder zelensky is running out of hand grenades