The Christmas present ideas thread

Go fuck yourself,

Many Happy Returns my old friend.

Ah lovely. Now Iā€™m feeling Christmasy.

While weā€™re at it, youre all cunts. Cunts to a man.
Cunts, cunts, cunts.

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Weā€™ve come a long way from this time last year. God bless you one and all.

Shur you could say the same about methylated spirits

Thatā€™s a grand wine. @Locke will be up your way on the 26th if you want to pass it on to him for me.

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Itā€™s disappointing to say the least. I was just trying to say something positive and nice about charity etc. Now look whats happened.

Christmas is a lonely time of the year for the pretend family man. When others are preoccupied with family and friends and there are no goalies to be sagged off it can be v slim pickings on Xmas day on TFK

Heā€™s getting the most out of the run up to itā€¦ You should hit the ignore button like the rest of us

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You donā€™t have the guts to be what you wanna be! You need people like me so you can point your f*ckinā€™ fingers and say, 'Thatā€™s the bad guy. ā€™

Thatā€™s what our junior infants class did. It was organised by a Mum who is a teacher, funny enoughā€¦

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The soggy biscuit has circled. Typos and all as he rushes to back up his man.

Same happened in our pretend whatsapp group. Again a teacher. Some teachers just get it.

Some teachers live in an infantile narcissistic world of their own. Looking at kids sitting in the breakfast club and then asking their parents for a tenner. You literally couldnā€™t make it up.

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Well yes, heā€™s on ignore but the posts are still there, I just get no notifications, and I ignore them 999 times out of 1000, but itā€™s fucking wearing when you have thousands of passive aggressive posts to deal with, generally multiple every day, and when I donā€™t/canā€™t reply it just seems to make it worse,

How could you be such a cunt all the time, with no reason for it, not knowing a thing about whatā€™s going on in my life, Iā€™ve (stupidly)logged in here in low moments to be needlessly bullied (thatā€™s what it is) by this absolute cunt,
Something snapped a while ago with that shitty comment about needy families,
I know the story here, but Jesus Christ, itā€™s 5 or 6 years of it now, absolutely frightening,
I usually call it out at Christmas,
I donā€™t think a normal person would act like that, youā€™d need to be a really nasty prick, I know I rub a few here up the wrong way but Christ almighty

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Rich coming from you. There isnā€™t a nastier prick than you on here.

Youā€™re a good guy BIAT. You have a genuine kindness that, I for one, have benefited in my efforts to fund-raise for charities. I would never have had the balls to come on here and ask for donations but you thrust me into it and it was one of the best things that ever happened to me.

Iā€™ve a mate from college that I know nearly 30 years now but I fall out with him the whole time as the cunt is a WUM, he canā€™t help himself. He sucks me in with nice messages and pics of the family. Then boom, takes me out worse than Chopper Harris on a muddy pitch. Worst thing is that he adds to the fumes of a rift I have with another college buddy, just for ā€˜the craicā€™. Dunno what to say to you, the ignore button is your friend. I just ignore my buddy when Iā€™m pissed off with him. I used to lash out but life is too short. I know heā€™s a good guy deep down as Iā€™ve seen it, but he canā€™t help himself. Heā€™s not going to change and Iā€™m not going to change him so, Iā€™ve let it go.

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Chris Pratt Oh Snap GIF

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Donā€™t get sucked in here tracksuit. @Locke will cut the legs from under you and then say he warned you

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Jesus, Iā€™d be very disappointed in myself if anybody really felt that, I donā€™t come here to be a prick, I suppose Iā€™m not always a doormat either but I like to think that I start every day fresh,
I donā€™t even know if I have a beef with you or what itā€™s for?
Iā€™m not political but I do have some strong beliefs, and I sometimes defend them

Merry Christmas by the way :+1:

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