The Christmas putting stuff together thread

Ah they’re a sound couple. Have no kids but are very tolerant to our lads in fairness.

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They’ll love that, it’s one of the best things that ever came into this house anyway. Sold yoke as well compared to the plastic yokes, we had an expensive enough Dora one for a while but it wasn’t half as popular and fell to bits.
Hope the day is going well for all, I’ll be busy with the dinner for a while now, minor emergency when it seemed like the divider on the double oven was wedged and the turkey wouldn’t fit but after a bit of pullin and draggin we’re ready to go again.

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Good luck with the dinner mate. My mother is treating us to it today. Just doing the desert and a few veg for her

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You lucky fucker, have the in-laws over here. 18lb bird ready to go in. I wouldn’t mind too much but the kids are dosed and I’m starting to pick it up now.

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Self-medicate all the way @Fran

Ye are all great parents lads.

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A great bunch of lads.

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No job too much trouble for them.

A lovely countertop for her to upload pictures of her dinner to the internet

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Is that an ostrich?

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With everything that’s happened my misses hado to go off and get a Turkey during the week. The mother had originally ordered a 12 pound turkey and obviously this was not going to be needed and my sister cancelled it. The wife said she might as well pick up a smaller turkey in AldI as it was just going to be ourselves. She was dead proud of herself as she arrived home with a 6.8kg turkey

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That goddam metric system!!

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You’ll be ateing turkey for a month

I’m taking 10 minutes to myself here, I’d fuck off to bed now if I was let

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I never laughed as much Fran. It was fucking hilarious

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Taking shit out of the box is quite stressful too.just spent tweny minutes opening a shopkin set with my eldest peering at me like im a half wit

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Like?

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They lock things in. I needed a scissors & screwdriver to get this open

Fucking cable ties, what toy needs cable ties to secure it to a bit of cardboard.

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Piece of cake

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