You’re a copraphobic Flatty.
I was driving on the Ballysimon Road in Limerick this morning near Heiton Buckley’s when an irresistible opportunity presented itself. Any Limerick posters will be aware that there are at least two permanent halting sites in and around this area so you’d get regular sighters of travellers walking or driving there.
So as i was driving down what is a pretty wide road, i spotted two travellers on the foot path on the same side of the road as me, heading in the same direction as me with their backs to me. They had been stopped briefly looking at something which is how i spotted them in the first place but by now were again walking away with their backs to me. It has been raining on/off in Limerick for the last 12-18hrs. Well just as i was getting upsides them in my car what did i notice but a big puddle of rain water was accumed on the road just off the foot path beside where they were now situated in motion. It looked like a situation where a drain had overflown. I only had a split second to make a decision but did not hesitate, i accelerated and veered suddenly with purpose to my left and into the puddle, spraying water into the air and onto the footpath whereupon the two hapless travellers were soaked with dirty rain water!
Afterwards i spent about 5mins wrestling with the morality of what i had done but quickly came to my senses upon remembering past experiences i have had with their people and drove on about my business with a smile on my face.
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Uncivilised action from you there smark. Not like you.
What do you know about me? Look i only had a split second to decide, it was too irresistible an opportunity, it was an open goal.
I know that you’re better than deliberately driving into puddles of dirty rain water to splash it up onto unsuspecting people walking along the footpath about their business. Deliberately splashing a complete stranger with dirty water is the action of a lowlife tramp. Don’t forget that. Behave yourself the next time you get behind the wheel of a car.
These were travellers you muppet, these weren’t normal people.
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ok yeah good lad. Don’t respond to this post.
They will hunt him down.
Ah Jesus smark that’s the best I’ve ever had the joy to read, as I scrolled through it I thought you were going to claim you admired their arses or something.
But as the story unfolded I realised what I hoped the plot would be and giggled as I read the climax. Well done you.
The only better ending I could have wished for was that a lorry full of sulphuric acid had earlier shed it’s cargo onto the road and you had splashed the cunts fatally with this acid, the only downside to the story was that it’d probably make a bollix of the bodywork on your car.
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I’d say you had a good look to see if traffic was backed up at the roundabout ahead of you first!
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That’s fear talk, typical of a Kilmallock man who’s home town is second only to Rathkeale with the bastards in county Limerick.
Really? Stay in your hovel so. He deserves to get done for acting the cunt like that.
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you are one horrible bastard to be wishing that on anyone
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Huh?
If the same thing was said about African or Roma folk you’d get banned. Bad form lads.
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