They’d be up til midnight if you let them have their way
Ah FFS
There’s no minding in them. They will want as little interaction with you as you want with them.
Turn on Peppa pig for the 15 year old and bring the 17 year old to fowlers. Job done.
The 17 year old will be one of his runners before the weekend is out
Why are you babysitting two adults? Did their house burn down?
Peppa Pig is anti father…no kids should be watching that muck.
Awful cartoon.
Both in bed. Story read. About to settle down now for some well earned tv
Legend. They make be unsettled during the night and require some warm milk. *
Daddy pig is a fucking legend. Give your paranoia the night off.
Indeed, an example to us all.
Their folks are due home around 12. I’m outta here a minute after that.
Peppa Pig is tremendous fun.
What did you read to them, the Racing Post?
It’s only a cartoon
It is boring wanky shite. The Simpsons or south Park are the only children’s cartoons I could bear to watch with my snappers.
It’s aimed at children flatty
It’s shite. It is utter dross.
Are you drunk pal?