Would he pick a few strawberries for a couple of days, twould tire him out.
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Would ye not give him away to the travellers?
Thatâs what we were told would happen us if we didnât behave.
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Is @Bandage a single parent ?
He seems to do a lot of the heavy lifting. A great Credit to him.
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Did ye not try for a girl at all?
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Bringing Rascal back from birthday party at weekend when Mrs rang and asked me to pop in to Tesco and get a few things sheâd forgotten the previous day. In we pop and Rascal corrected me on what tomatoes Mummy gets. Got the other bits and take a wander down the goodies aisle. He informs me âMummy got badness yesterdayâ. I tell him Iâm just getting a Galaxy cos itâs on offer again and Iâd give him a bit. âOut of the questionâ he shouts as others on the aisle look around to see a kid telling his dad that heâs not allowed any chocolate. As usual, the tantrum won out and I opened it for the Euro final.
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While technically not a Fatherâs issue Iâm on First Communion duties for the afternoon.
This is his 4th FHC date thus far but it looks like its going ahead. Thank God for that Heineken machine they have, itâll get a kicking in this heat.
The 25/1 punt on Oosthuizen is still in play to keep the evening pumping⌠ForzaâŚ
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Youâll bake in the ould Magee tweed suit today.
My life partner put some balloons along with âhappy birthdayâ, â3 todayâ type bunting on the front door for our fellaâs birthday party yesterday. There was a knock earlier and she answered it. There were two completely random young lads around 10 years old standing there and I was listening. âWe just wanted to say happy birthday to whoever was 3. Could we also have some birthday cake please if thereâs any left?â I admired their initiative and it showcased a bit of the famed Dublin wit. She went in and cut them a slab of cake each, threw in a couple of packets of haribo and sent them on their way.
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Did you not have a different random kid trailing around after you full time not so long ago. Youâre like the pied piper of killester pal
How did you get rid of thay lad by the way
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Ah stop. That other young chap was knocking the door multiple times per day during lockdown 1. It stopped one day without notice and weâve never seen him since.
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Has anyone ever seen him since I wonder 
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A lovely little story. You could have knocked a Good reply out of it had you concluded proceedings by saying âI slung them a tenner and told them to get a couple of cans for themselvesââŚ
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All I can say is fair fucks to herFlopped the driving test three weeks ago. Got straight back up on the horse. Just after ringing me there saying she got it
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She didânt lick it off the stones
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Thatâs the job 
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Are any of ye with toddlers finding theyâre sleeping more during the warm weather? The little one slept in until half 10 the past 2 mornings and slept for two and a half hours during the day, but is waking up at night for 20 minutes or half an hour.
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Sounds like my sleep pattern atm
Age?
