The Danny Healy Rae Thread

The bushes are causing all the road accidents down in Kerry.

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Anyone got a number for a plant-hire outfit with bushcutters?

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It’s all ok until someone loses an eye …

Tisnt much of a laugh then

Ask @carryharry

Must be like day of the triffids down there in Kerry with the bushes attacking people.

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One of them.was on Joe Duffy there at lunch time. Jayses these boys don’t give up easy

I’ve been attacked by bushes on a few occassions when walking home from the pub.

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He might be a roashter but he’s right on this drink driving stuff. Nanny state bullshit

Sure what harm was ever done by a bit of drink driving? :confused:

Sledgehammer to a nut. Drink is a convenient bogeyman

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It’s the nanny state that has to cut mangled bodies out of cars.

What % of those incidents down to drink driving?

Two in five fatal road traffic collisions in Ireland are alcohol-related.

I’m beginning to believe that you are actually a simpleton for real. I never even noticed you till a few hours ago. Have you taken a lot of drugs today?

To be fair to DHR he is advocating a few glasses of stout in rural areas . I don’t really agree with him but he is not advocating open season .

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It’s bullshit. Drunk pedestrians are even used to duke the stats ffs. How many of these collisions were down to car failure or sober driver error killing someone who had a pint or two.
Not having it

29% driver + 9% pedestrian

Would you reckon nearly 30% of people are driving around drunk?

Only for you referenced me I wouldn’t know you existed either. Remind me who you are again sometime in future