The Dating Thread - Part II

Going for a limerick girl.how twee

She sounds fantastic. I hope you pummel the shit out of her.

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Would they not have women over there far better than the likes of women you get in Ireland

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you get a far better class of bloke in England, a bloke like me, that’s why the paddy woman has to come over here, to find a real man who washes himself and dresses proper and maintains his pubic hair, instead of the drunken red faced mick at home in Ireland with a pot belly and a pubis like something out of 1970’s porn

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So are you happy enough to wait till August to get the ride or will you look for other opportunities before then? You might be as well off to hold off till then, you don’t want to lose the run of yourself.

Tell us mate how was Amsterdam? Did you get up on any black ones?

Ah so we’re back to this angle again. Super.

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I didn’t mate, I was full of drugs to be honest and wouldn’t have been able to rise it, I was down in the narrow little street alight near the bulldog, and I must say the women were lovely, but I would have been only wasting my time, I came out of an all day rave at you would have needed a tweezers and magnifying glass to find it

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Are you buying the ticket for her?

do I look like a fucking mug?

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Just wondering how desperate you are. That’s all.

Im not desperate, I can have sex anytime I want if I pay for it, I am looking for something a bit extra, its actually good fun being back in the dating game, i feel reinvigorated

Just been on a date with a girl, an absolute fuckin stunner and great personality. I brought her for some dinner in Waterford there, a place called the Gingerman. Really not sure how it went or how she feels about it though. She was speaking for ages and ages to a point that I felt like I was interviewing her. Is it a good thing on a date when the girl is speaking for ages ? The last successful date I went on it was kind of the same, the girl was talking for ages and we went out. But would love a good honest opinion on it.

Plenty of chat is clearly much better than awkward silences or blatant lack of interest. Has the date ended already? How did you leave it?

Gingerman can be a rough enough spot pal…

You brought her for an early bird, not good.

She was probably just nervous

If the continued incessant chat continues might be a problem

Take the bull by the horns and fuck playing it cool if you have a thing for her already just tell her you think she’s great when can we do it again.

Now PM me a link to her Facebook page and Il advise further

No sex?

Naah. She’s in college in Maynooth

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I just Google “gingerman Waterford” and note that it’s a pub. An early bird in a pub is not the ideal setting for a date, I would have thought. Will be interesting to see how this pans out.