Let this be a thread to provide members with support, guidance, encouragement and wise counsel in affairs of the heart.
TFK gives members a broad snapshot of the Irish population and, even though I don’t know everyone’s personal circumstances, I’m aware that we have married members (like Locke and Appendage), engaged members (like Rocko), members in relationships (like Mac and Fran), gay members (like AllChangePlease and Flano), members who prowl around town looking for a bit (like Sledgehammer and Jugs) and members with personal experience of incest (like Farmer banging his Aunty and cesc4 scoring his first cousin). We even have a girl now (Mairegangaire) so I think we have all the bases covered.
But Ireland is a different place now than it was for previous generations. No longer are there showbands, cils, hops and all that scheidt and no longer will you pull your future wife by walking up to her and asking, ‘Would you care for a mineral?’ like the smooth Bandage Senior did all those years ago.
I’ll get the debate going by discussing tactics - should you go for the absolute hottest birds in the club with the aim of getting something on the way down your list or go ugly early to avoid the rush? The temptation is always there to go for the mingbag dogs and fatties straight away in order to avoid a plethora of rejections from the decent birds but more and more I’m coming around to the way of thinking that says you need to be brash, cocky and confident and approach hotties only.
Frankly, there’s nothing worse than some absolute rotten bowler who thinks she’s all that. It’s particularly annoying when you pull a dog and you think it’s a certainty that she’ll put out and be grateful for it but then she decides she’s not that cheap and wants to be respected and brought on dates before she’ll even consider giving you a handjob.
You need to be particularly wary of fatties in such instances as these whales will use the whole ‘I want us to go on a proper date before we do anything’ routine as a rouse merely to get a free dinner out of you. The big fat dykes will then order some appetisers, two starters, a big fillet of steak and then polish off a chocolate brownie and expect you to pay for it. Where’s the equality now Tubby?
Conclusion: All these stupid shows like Sex And The City and crap magazines like Cosmopolitan have made birds, even horrendously ugly messes, believe that they’re outstandingly hot and sassy. As a result, the most obscene munters think they can wrap blokes around their fat, stumpy, little fingers and they might not necessarily put out straight away. Therefore, there’s no point investing time in these rhinos when you could be setting up a bit of pulling and dragging with a hottie. Yes, I’m clear on this now - approaches should be made to hotties first all the time, with fatties only providing a back-up option in extreme emergencies. After all, why would you select Andriy Voronin if Fernando Torres was fit and in form?
Please feel free to broaden the topic out to any other aspect of the dating game that interests you.