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Dungeon this shit
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Tyrone lads aren’t wired right at all.
Is this why Mickey was ran?
Christ above the story at the end is awful. Just awful.
I can’t understand a word being said.
They’ll crash drunk in the next episode.
The Dazzler is a teetotaller.
The morning after Edendork’s triumph in the Tyrone intermediate football final a fortnight ago, I bumped into one of the players outside the court in Dungannon.
“Can you run me up to the Square Bar, Joe? I’m too drunk to drive.”
Which reminds me of a yarn about a chap leaving Kavanagh’s at the bottom of the Malahide Road one night after a championship match in the 1970s. As he staggered towards the door, he said, “Thank God I’ve the car. I’m so drunk I’d never make it up that hill.”
The Edendork boys had been drinking in the clubhouse until the cock crowed. At 11 next morning, they resumed in the Square Bar, Dungannon. Darren McCurry, aka ‘The Dazzler’ (a name he himself chose), was in attendance.
There are only a handful of people entitled to talk about themselves in the third person. These are Floyd Mayweather, Tyrone country and western singer Hugo Duncan, and the reigning heavyweight champion of the world. I bumped into Hugo once at a wake. He has that happy bearing of the character in Not the Nine O’Clock News who challenged random people he met to, “Punch me in the stomach, Go on, punch me in the stomach.”
I said to Hugo, “How are you?”
“Hugo’s doing great Joe, he’s absolutely flying.”
“I thought you were Hugo,” I said.
He looked at me puzzled, and said “I am.”
The Dazzler is a teetotaller, so at his request, the cup was filled with Fanta. No sooner had he had his sip, than it was dumped into the sink and replenished with fire-water.
The Dazzler deserves a kicking for that alone
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The Dazzler’s natural confidence will get under some people’s skin.
It’s this sort of stuff that gives Dublin motivation every year
Nordys are an odd lot
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Has he had many concussions?
Tyrone lads
Dogfighting, robbing & Gay porn
What are they saying? I can’t understand them.
Something about a an organised unlawful & unethical dogfight I’d assume
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There’s been a sighting today, a brief cameo. There’s a Kerry corner back called Tom O’Sullivan*
The buck is within in Tom’s pocket…
- May not be related to the better known Mrs.O’Sullivan.
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It gets worse for poor oul’ Dazzler.
He comes up with the goods when it matters most 
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