The definitive- how do i get to Lahinch thread

[Mac]

@The Runt

Such contrasting fortunes. He set up two threads to have a pop at you. One turned out to be the greatest thread in the history of the internet and this one turned into a huge flop.

The Mac of early 2010 probably would have reacted to the wind up as well.

[turfcutter]

@KIB man

Yeah stay on the Galway road. Limerick is a shithole and to be avoided. be careful on the Galway motorway though - cunts havent it signposted very well - there is a turn off for galway near Mullingar - the other motorway M8? continues to Sligo or somewhere. I missed it the time I drove. Ended up driving on a bad road from Mullingar to Athlone until I go back on the motorway again.

Things to do in West Clare:

1 - have a load of pints in Cooney in Quilty. A lovely welcoming spot and friendly locals. They might educate ye in the ways of football. Tell them KIB man sent you. For a quality bite to eat, chance The Leon next door for some Atlantic cod and curry chips.

2 - head out to Seafield from Quilty - again lovely drive out to the beautiful Seafield. Stand on the pier and look out to Mutton Island. it is one of Ireland’s greatest views. En route pass out the magnificent church where Andrea Corr wished to have her wedding before opting for the bigger venue of nearby Miltown.

3 - Spanish Point - the Spanish Armada crashed ashore here many moons ago - sample the delights of fine cuisine at the aptly named Armada Hotel with amazing views of the bay

4 - The Coast - lash it into the some young one at one of West Clare’s many bussling nightclubs. A couple of pints at Frawleys, a look for some surfer chicks at O’Looneys and the obligatory blow job on the golf course.

[fistoffury]

@KIB man

Yeah stay on the Galway road. Limerick is a shithole and to be avoided. be careful on the Galway motorway though - cunts havent it signposted very well - there is a turn off for galway near Mullingar - the other motorway M8? continues to Sligo or somewhere. I missed it the time I drove. Ended up driving on a bad road from Mullingar to Athlone until I go back on the motorway again.

Things to do in West Clare:

1 - have a load of pints in Cooney in Quilty. A lovely welcoming spot and friendly locals. They might educate ye in the ways of football. Tell them KIB man sent you. For a quality bite to eat, chance The Leon next door for some Atlantic cod and curry chips.

2 - head out to Seafield from Quilty - again lovely drive out to the beautiful Seafield. Stand on the pier and look out to Mutton Island. it is one of Ireland’s greatest views. En route pass out the magnificent church where Andrea Corr wished to have her wedding before opting for the bigger venue of nearby Miltown.

3 - Spanish Point - the Spanish Armada crashed ashore here many moons ago - sample the delights of fine cuisine at the aptly named Armada Hotel with amazing views of the bay

4 - The Coast - lash it into the some young one at one of West Clare’s many bussling nightclubs. A couple of pints at Frawleys, a look for some surfer chicks at O’Looneys and the obligatory blow job on the golf course.

here don’t dream of going to cooneys your likely to get fucked through the front window, and whatever you do (if you go there) , don’t mention kib man. oh and the dive that was the leon is long since closed, your best option if you pass through quilty is to ignore the 50kmh speed limit.

ignore mutton island its more a drug route than anything - nothing to see there.

and if your not fond of absolutely wrecked crusties from limerick dublin and beyond- avoid looneys.

[The_Runt]

@fist_of_fury

here don’t dream of going to cooneys your likely to get fucked through the front window, and whatever you do (if you go there) , don’t mention kib man. oh and the dive that was the leon is long since closed, your best option if you pass through quilty is to ignore the 50kmh speed limit.

ignore mutton island its more a drug route than anything - nothing to see there.

and if your not fond of absolutely wrecked crusties from limerick dublin and beyond- avoid looneys.

KIB Mong being badly shown up again.
He doesn’t even know his own locality.

[KIB_man]

@The Runt

KIB Mong being badly shown up again.
He doesn’t even know his own locality.

The eastern suburbs of Sydney? like the back of my hand

[The_Puke]

O Looney’s is a cunt of a spot…They know how to charge too the cunts…What’s the name of the pub on the right heading down the main street, has a huge smoking area and a marquee out the back…Flanagan’s???

[The_Runt]

@The Puke

O Looney’s is a cunt of a spot…They know how to charge too the cunts…What’s the name of the pub on the right heading down the main street, has a huge smoking area and a marquee out the back…Flanagan’s???

There is a Flanagans on the main street alright.

[The_Puke]

@The Runt

There is a Flanagans on the main street alright.

That’s a decent spot…The Spinaker is middling enough, stay out of th Coast, cunt of a nightclub with cunts of bouncers…

[turfcutter]

I have to admitt not being in the coat for over a year, it was stag party and they were fine with us but it was full of surfer types.

The queens and the hydro for a true clare experience, did I hear a new nightclub opened in ennis

@The Puke

That’s a decent spot…The Spinaker is middling enough, stay out of th Coast, cunt of a nightclub with cunts of bouncers…

[Gman]

@The Runt

KIB Mong being badly shown up again.
He doesn’t even know his own locality.

thing is, where exactly is KIB mans locality? certainly doesnt seem to be West Clare anyway. seems to know a bit about Wexford all the same.

[Watch_The_Break]

@fist_of_fury

here don’t dream of going to cooneys your likely to get fucked through the front window, and whatever you do (if you go there) , don’t mention kib man. oh and the dive that was the leon is long since closed, your best option if you pass through quilty is to ignore the 50kmh speed limit.

ignore mutton island its more a drug route than anything - nothing to see there.

and if your not fond of absolutely wrecked crusties from limerick dublin and beyond- avoid looneys.

+1

You’ll get nothing in Quilty except the smell of rotting seaweed in your nostrils. If you’re lucky someone might throw a bottle at your car.

[Mac]

@Gman

thing is, where exactly is KIB mans locality? certainly doesnt seem to be West Clare anyway. seems to know a bit about Wexford all the same.

I’ve never seen a Clareman to know so much about Wexford Junior football. Almost an intimate knowledge of the South Wexford clubs. Always found that odd.

[Sidney]

@Mac

I’ve never seen a Clareman to know so much about Wexford Junior football. Almost an intimate knowledge of the South Wexford clubs. Always found that odd.

He was attracted by the name Horeswood.

[turfcutter]

A trip into Doonbeg roaring out the car window up Quilty

@Watch The Break

+1

You’ll get nothing in Quilty except the smell of rotting seaweed in your nostrils. If you’re lucky someone might throw a bottle at your car.

[KIB_man]

@Mac

I’ve never seen a Clareman to know so much about Wexford Junior football. Almost an intimate knowledge of the South Wexford clubs. Always found that odd.

I’m a man of the world but wouldnt be up to speed on Wexford junior football

@sid waddell

He was attracted by the name Horeswood.

who wouldnt be, its a name that conjures up all sorts

my knowledge of West Clare is second to none

Cooneys is a good spot. Great for a session

Of course there is golf, surfing and a rake of outdoor activities - Kilrush marina, scattery island etc but doubt Mac the fat freak will up up for anything bar curry chips and cold beer.

the hydro used be a good spot back in the day for the choons but pretty sure its closed now.