The GAA is better than other sports at

  1. Manufactured outrage.
  2. Small print checking in the event of a loss (or a draw or a win)
  3. Rule bending where it suits.
  4. Total inflexibility over rules where it suits.
  5. Overweight umpires.
  6. Maradona '78 shorts.
  7. Low set ears.
  8. Completely one sided games finishing nonetheless in nail-biting fashion.
  9. Temporary adherence to new rules by referees before reverting to the mean.
  10. Bizarrely situated County grounds.
  1. County grounds

Points 2, 3, 4 and 9 are essentially part of the same thing. We don’t like rules.

Except when we do.

  1. Grabbing a lad off a passing tractor to fill in at corner forward.
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Dungeon

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