- Manufactured outrage.
- Small print checking in the event of a loss (or a draw or a win)
- Rule bending where it suits.
- Total inflexibility over rules where it suits.
- Overweight umpires.
- Maradona '78 shorts.
- Low set ears.
- Completely one sided games finishing nonetheless in nail-biting fashion.
- Temporary adherence to new rules by referees before reverting to the mean.
- Bizarrely situated County grounds.
- County grounds
Points 2, 3, 4 and 9 are essentially part of the same thing. We don’t like rules.
Except when we do.
- Grabbing a lad off a passing tractor to fill in at corner forward.
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