The Galway Criticism Thread

He walks so fast though. He is proper raging, he looks like he is off to beat somebody up with a crowbar and living around the border region for a lifetime, I know that look well.

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2 questions.

Have any women started cracking onto you yet?

How’s the new car, mate?

Yes. I was thinking of asking the lovely Polish girl at work if she fancies heading to Knock for that rosary event. There’s a she idiot from Roscommon who I have been well warned of for trying to tackle co workers at social events, she has a little Roscommon car flag and teddy in a Roscommon jersey at her desk. :grinning: . I’m giving her a wide berth which isn’t easy as she’s a big woman.

Car is going dandy. Needs a wash already though, is there any filling stations around that have some foreign guy that washes them after 6pm? Not going near those machine washes.

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A request to go to Knock Shrine will have her dripping on your leather seats. Go for it. :+1:

Absolutely, play the John Paul II card and he’ll be in like Flynn.

In my opinion, the greatest Pope of them all.

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First, kneel in front of God. Next step kneel in front of Totti.

Easy…

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Petrol station out the moniva Road before carnmore cross…right across from the airport

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I fully agree with you

A proper Pope he was.[quote=“Nembo_Kid, post:588, topic:9575, full:true”]
In my opinion, the greatest Pope of them all.
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If you’re ever in Limerick mate, you can’t go wrong with the Brazilians at the Texaco garage in the Fairgreen for a proper car wash.

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Do they do a Brasilian wax too mate?

A great pope. Took a hardline against homos and abortion. He believed in the sanctity of marriage

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Wash it in holy water when you go to Knock. You can then christen it “Car-dinal O’Fiat”.

Don’t think so mate…for an extra 2 euro they might throw a bit of holy water over you though.

The car wash on the way in to Wood Quay.

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Hey @KinvarasPassion. Guess who’s posed Iin the Spanish arch bar??
More details tomorrow when I’ve me glades.
Never seen so midst buckfast in
My life

Can someone translate please?

I eat swans.

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Hey @KinvarasPassion. Guess who’s pissed in the Spanish Arch bar?
More details tomorrow when I’ve my glasses.
Never seen so much Buckfast in my life.

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