That means the wimmin in our place get ā¬14k and the min get ā¬7k.
Itās the same wimmin in the 2 clubs. Fair play to them.
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I lnow two lads from southill who got them. Two fine human beings who didnāt waste it
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You must have been close to getting one?
I got a very average leaving cert. Went to LIT then UL and drove on from there to an extent.
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Youād see these ādocumentariesā on major American business families (in reality rapacious cunts) on YouTube which are officially approved hagiographies and youād watch 10 minutes of them and think to yourself āfuck that, Iām out, pass the sick bagā.
John Delaneyās āJohn The Baptistā was probably the closest Irish equivalent so far.
I think there will definitely be one of these on Mr. Big House. Iām trying to think which Limerick hurler will narrate it. Probably Kyle Hayes.
Missed out by 10 points. Iād have pissed it away
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The Second Captains audio beds on John Delaney crack me up. His voice lends itself so well to ironic mocking set to music.
Sue Ann and Noreen must have got 
cramp yesterday although Iād say the bainisteoir of AIB in O Connell St was crying last night seeing 32 mill flowing out of his accounts.
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Countrywide advertising they havent spent a bob on
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Can imagine County Board treasurers up and down the country going into the bank to lodge the cheque.
āHow are ya, Mick?ā
āGrand Mary, just in to lodge this cheque for a millunā. (Unscrunches cheque from the arse pocket.)
āYou have to lodge that in the machine over there, we canāt do that at the counter any more.ā
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Pat Fleury used to have an ongoing joke about getting his class to stand up and look over at the 3rd level of the front building. Closest ye cunts will ever get to 3rd level.
Jimmy Liddane used to say worse. Great days.
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You donāt know much about country boards nowadays
And there was a dairy farmer in tipp who fucked a fella into a septic tank and is doing a.life sentence.
By your logicā¦
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He had a comedy post last week, he put Chipp and āetiquetteā in the same sentence, now Iāll give him the benefit of the doubt and put his ability to spell the word correctly down to the education standards laid down by the likes of Paddy Kelly and Bainisteoir Kiely as principal in his secondary school rather than him firing up the modem to google how to spell it.
Some? Itās basically a national pass time
I had training tonight as a Limerick man at an āalienā club and by God the reception I got from the commattee level types was savage. A few shly digs about taxes and bought juries thrun in, but each fella had a figure in mind and a masterplan for the same already worked out
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Itās an awful characteristic
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Exactly.
PJ McManus is the greatest Irish man whom has ever livedā¦ nobody has ever looked after rural Ireland like him the man is a heroā¦Limerick Abu. Kilkenny say thanks PJ
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We really are Banana Republic, begorrah.
Fair play to JP for his support of our indigenous games. But Jesus, heād never have to wipe his arse ever again, going by the number of lads on here alone that would be lining up to tongue his hole clean.
Ultra wealthy people donate large chunks of money to their pet causes, itās what billionaires do.