The Great Segunda 2016

@anon7035031 i donā€™t recall making an offer you entitled ignoramus.

Iā€™ll consider the options and revert in the morning.

I never said you made an offer, sorry for any confusion. I was invited by my mate @Matty_Hislop, the only other poster on this site with a similar level of NFL knowledge as myself.

Iā€™m a founding member of The Great Segunda you ball-less wonder.

Ancient history now mate, a bit like your countyā€™s place among the hurling elite.

If I were any more calm, Iā€™d be asleep.
Listen pal, the only reason I am posting (or have ever posted) on this thread is because I have been tagged by multiple posters on multiple occasions who happen to be members of The Great Segunda, imploring me to join, presumedly to up the standard. Thereā€™s no reason for you to stick your nose in, youā€™re not a member of TGS, and I donā€™t recall anyone asking for your opinion.

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@Matty_Hislop is lucky to be in the league.

I was simply wondering as to what offer you were referring considering the commissioner didnā€™t make one.

As you have no interest in TFKNFLFFL you can sling your hook.

He obviously has an interest in the league, otherwise he wouldnā€™t be posting on this thread.

Donā€™t allow these Turds to browbeat you into promoting another one of them. @anon7035031 would contribute more than the three of those fuckers put together.

Sure mate, you seem pretty laid back right now.
You mortally offended me and my fellow turds by your bizarre statement that you wouldnā€™t join any league lower than this one, then you made a few cheap shots at me. itā€™s true Iā€™m a rookie but am I not correct in saying this is the second division.

I know Iā€™ve no say whatsoever but if I did Iā€™d tell you to sling your hook and join the turds if you want to get involved.

Listen here fucko, there are no turds in this division. Everyone in this division is a segunda member so give me a break from your fuckwittery.

You were warned :joy:

Leave the name calling out pal, itā€™s unbecoming.

The Turds are trying to shoehorn the lad who came third in their league into this division, itā€™s ridiculous.

@anon7035031 would be a far better replacement and I hope you give his application a fair hearing.

Having the third placed team from a (terrible) league of 7 enter the Segunda would be a bad move. Let the 11th placed team from last year remain.

If you had been following the various NFL and NCAA college football threads for the past few years, you would know why the turd division (and indeed The Great Segunda) is beneath my level of knowledge of American football. However, I wasnā€™t asked to join the first division (even though those cunts likely benefit greatly from my sage inputs), but was tagged numerous times and asked to join the second. The only one justly offended here is myself, at being rebuffed by a select few of the know nothings in TSG, clearly worried about their survival prospects.

Iā€™m not a rookie mate, and Iā€™m not a beggar with my hat out looking for e-favors.

Thatā€™s cleared that up so.
Will you draft for me on Sunday night so? :flushed:

I think @Matty_Hislop 's suggestion makes most sense. Itā€™s just a pity that a knowledgeable gridiron man like @anon7035031 doesnā€™t have the time to take over the spot.

Just disband the league.

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Seems like the only sensible solution. I canā€™t help but feel it was spoilt by @maroonandwhite 's incessant bullying of @Matty_Hislop.

If the league does fold, there is absolutely no doubt that cuntshovel @maroonandwhite will be the main reason why it ended.

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Pal donā€™t leave the segunda, youā€™ve a long period of unemployment coming up, and youā€™re already an emotional wreck, wasting your time pretending to be interested in the joke that is Irish soccerball over gridiron wonā€™t be healthy. You need an outlet to vent. Plus coach Pederson is about to lead us to the promised land, thereā€™s a division there for the taking.

Cuntshovel. :laughing: