The Great Segunda 2016

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581

I thought you had a mentor?
If not, happy to oblige. Iā€™ll even waive my consulting fee for the draft and the first week. After that normal rates will apply.

582

No one is trying to shoe horn anything. I simply offered a reasonable alternative, All the more so seeing as I was the 11th place finisher last season.

@Loko_Cove just about missed on on promotion on head to head so he would be an apt replacement if we could find one more franchise for The Turds. @anon7035031 feels being offered an entry level place in TFKNFLFFL is beneath him and asked to be accommodated into The Great Segunda without ever proving himself in TFKNFLFFL. A request which both yourself and @Bandage - two individuals who have not been beyond attempting to fix individual match ups over the past two seasons - got behind.

You are the only gimp trying to shoe horn anything here, as per usual.

583

Ah fuck, I hadnā€™t fully thought this through. @Chucks_Nwoko has agreed to mentor me but taking part in two drafts simultaneously could be beyond his abilities, particularly if he is likely to be drunk. Iā€™ll tag you in the turds thread if and when Iā€™ll be coming crawling.

584

I will be drunk.

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585

Iā€™m happy to stay in the Turds. Going up by default wouldnā€™t sit well with me

586

A man of integrity, fair play :clap:

587

Noted. It was only a suggestion anyhow.

588

You concentrate on your own league and stop meddling in our affairs.

589

Iā€™ll thank you not to comment on matters of integrity and league management after the shit that you tried to pull last season.

590

Members of the Segunda,

@maroonandwhite
@Gman

@Clixby_Bream

@Chucks_Nwoko
@Crutches
@Lazarus

@count_of_monte_crist
@Scrunchie
@ChocolateMice/@Mark_Renton
@Special_Olympiakos

Bandage has deserted the league and in turn his honour and dignity have deserted him. It is most disheartening that a member of the league would treat his peers with such a cavalier attitude and then to temper his decision to attermpt to besmirch the honour of the Segunda. He had the temerity to suggest that the league was at fault due to not bumping a thread in a month before preseason this coming from a former member of the primera is preposterous, a league where there were no posts fo months during the season.

We are now left with a decision to make, I have outlined 2 options below but I am more than open than hearing any further ones fomr anyone with the exception of Matty ā€œBelicheatā€ Hislop (apologies Gman). Matty is precluded from the decision makin process due to his constant jibes at tht shadowy figures who run this league and for his embarassment of the Segunda in last years competition. He does not know what is best ofr the league so he will not have a say in it.

  1. We kick cheating bastard Matty to touch and continue with a ten man league. I am uncertain of the type of schedule permutations which this may have on the league but Iā€™m sure it would not be anything too controversial for any of you.

  2. The second option would be to promote one to the turds with @croppy_boy and @Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr having voiced their lack of interest it would appear the baton would be passed to @Loko_Cove but it is hard to see any man expect to take a place in the competition without having earned it despite what some galway posters may think.

  3. left blank for any further suggestions from the leagues.

I look forward to your input in this one of the darkest hours of TFKNFLFFL

591

Iā€™ll save you the hassle of running the poll and resign from the league. It was fun while it lasted, farewell.

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592

Donā€™t be a cunt. You can throw the punches when it suits, now take a few.

593

Would @Mullach_Ide take the promotion by default? He was incredibly unlucky last year with injuries and lost the turd bowl to @Clixby_Bream if memory serves me right.

594

We have the issue now that we cannot promote from the Turds unless thereā€™s a replacement franchise ready to go.

@anon7035031 was mooted as a ready made replacement but he seems to think heā€™s too good to start at the bottom and work his way up.

595

Faggots. Fucking @bandage, you useless cunt. @Matty_Hislop, sort yourself out.

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596

the whole fucking thing will end up getting disbanded soon. A winner of the top division who isnt a member. A complete lack of interaction in the top division. The second in disarray. And a bunch of misfits in the third. fuck that.

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597

geeā€¦

maybe we should have resturctured

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598

I know what needs doing. Iā€™m not sure others will have the stomach for it .But I do.

599

Go on.

600

that ship has long sailed. people cutting off their nose to spite their face.