The Great Segunda 2016

[Bandage]

There’s a real nastiness on TFK lately. I’ve been called a faggot, paedophile, match fixer and been accused of mocking a young down syndrome lady amongst other things and that’s just this morning. I’m quite sensitive and not as resilient and as able to deal with these vile insults as other posters. It upsets me greatly and proves I was right to disassociate myself from this league.

[anon61956325]

Has anyone ever told you that you have a handball alley for a forehead?

[myboyblue]

Ah thats some outstanding bile being spat on this thread. Just splendid.

[Chucks_Nwoko]

I wouldn’t stand in the way of a non-TFKer throwing his/her hat in the ring here, if that’s what’s needed.

[croppy_boy]

Any new members would have to start in The Turd Division or we’re making a complete joke of relegation/promotion structure.

[Chucks_Nwoko]

They wouldn’t be new members of they’re non-TFKers.

[croppy_boy]

They’d be new members of TFKNFLFFLand woudl have to prove themselves worthy of a place of The Great Segunda by earning relegation.

You don’t want a situation where you bring in an outsider and they have no interaction and give up on the league when things start going badly.

The Great Segunda is a league of cuntish banter and should always endeavour to be powered by cuntish banter.

[Chucks_Nwoko]

Looky here, you seem to have some issue with someone parachuting into the Segunda; fair enough. But when it comes to the survival of TGS, all avenues must be explored. If the options are an existing member or a non-member coming on boats to ensure a league, your petty little toy throwing will be futile, and ultimately ignored.

The Great Segunda is TFKNFLFF.

[Mullach_Ide]

@croppy_boy

No one is trying to shoe horn anything. I simply offered a reasonable alternative, All the more so seeing as I was the 11th place finisher last season.

@Loko_Cove just about missed on on promotion on head to head so he would be an apt replacement if we could find one more franchise for The Turds. @labane1917 feels being offered an entry level place in TFKNFLFFL is beneath him and asked to be accommodated into The Great Segunda without ever proving himself in TFKNFLFFL. A request which both yourself and @Bandage - two individuals who have not been beyond attempting to fix individual match ups over the past two seasons - got behind.

You are the only gimp trying to shoe horn anything here, as per usual.

I don’t think @Loko_Cove missed out on head to head?

[Chucks_Nwoko]

I think you lost the turd bowl final so would be the prime candidate for promotion.

[croppy_boy]

I looked at the regular season table and it looked like he was completely level. Was it points scored in that case?

[croppy_boy]

Relax buddy.

I was saying that if we’re encouraging someone in from outside TFK we should put them with The Turds as is only right.

[Mullach_Ide]

@croppy_boy

I looked at the regular season table and it looked like he was completely level. Was it points scored in that case?

@Chucks_Nwoko won the league, myself and @Loko_Cove were tied on 9-5 with him getting 2nd.

[croppy_boy]

Ah right, apologies for the confusion.

[Mullach_Ide]

@Chucks_Nwoko

Would @Mullach_Ide take the promotion by default? He was incredibly unlucky last year with injuries and lost the turd bowl to @Clixby_Bream if memory serves me right.

Sorry mate, it would be like going up Senior Hurling without winning the Intermediate first.

[Mac]

@count_of_monte_crist

Members of the Segunda,

@maroonandwhite
@Gman

@Clixby_Bream

@Chucks_Nwoko
@Crutches
@Lazarus

@count_of_monte_crist
@Scrunchie
@ChocolateMice/@Mark_Renton
@Special_Olympiakos

Bandage has deserted the league and in turn his honour and dignity have deserted him. It is most disheartening that a member of the league would treat his peers with such a cavalier attitude and then to temper his decision to attermpt to besmirch the honour of the Segunda. He had the temerity to suggest that the league was at fault due to not bumping a thread in a month before preseason this coming from a former member of the primera is preposterous, a league where there were no posts fo months during the season.

We are now left with a decision to make, I have outlined 2 options below but I am more than open than hearing any further ones fomr anyone with the exception of Matty “Belicheat” Hislop (apologies Gman). Matty is precluded from the decision makin process due to his constant jibes at tht shadowy figures who run this league and for his embarassment of the Segunda in last years competition. He does not know what is best ofr the league so he will not have a say in it.

1. We kick cheating bastard Matty to touch and continue with a ten man league. I am uncertain of the type of schedule permutations which this may have on the league but I’m sure it would not be anything too controversial for any of you.

2. The second option would be to promote one to the turds with @croppy_boy and @Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr having voiced their lack of interest it would appear the baton would be passed to @Loko_Cove but it is hard to see any man expect to take a place in the competition without having earned it despite what some galway posters may think.

3. left blank for any further suggestions from the leagues.

I look forward to your input in this one of the darkest hours of TFKNFLFFL

@Mac

If you’re badly stuck I can throw a team in

cough

[Lazarus]

10 man league with 1 relegated and 3 promoted from the turds for next season.

[Crutches]

I’m willing to withdraw from the league this year, as long as I’m reinstated in next year’s 12 team league.

[anon61956325]

Great, are you pulling out of that shithouse league so to go with us?

[anon7035031]

I am too good to start at the bottom, and furthermore too good for this league, but was willing to help out and avert a crisis 3 months ago, which has now deteriorated into a full scale clusterfuck.

In an act of supreme selflessness, I have reconsidered my position and am now willing to enter the Turd in a straight swap for whomever gets promoted. It will mean a year’s hardship in the company of rookie know nothings, but I am willing to do it for the greater good of TFKNFLFFL.