The Great Segunda 2016

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1001

Looks like the Donkeys have me well clamped, even this early in the day. Jesus, Matty looks as if he will outscore me. Fuck.

1002

Possible ACL for Keenan Allen :cry:

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1003

98 yard TD for Brandin Cooks :kissing_heart:

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1004

Must have escaped your attention, but it looks like Iā€™m outscoring every muddafucker this week. Welcome to he big league pal.

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1005

looks like keenan allen will be fine, any interest in a trade for him?

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1006

Danny fucking Woodhead gonna win it for @Watchyourtoes. Cunt

1007

Incredible feat, pal.

1008

Alot of football yet to play.

1009

A delightful battle on week 1, pal. This will stand to both of us for the rest of the season.

Foster has started well here.

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1010

Thanks mate, itā€™s great to have your continued support. Because of the draconian and frankly unfair sanctions inflicted on me, Iā€™ve had to work doubly hard to try and find a way out of my predicament.

This type of graft and behind the scenes research is anathema to a public sector leech like @maroonandwhite. That grubby little creep tried every underhand tactic to try and get me expelled from this league. But karma has caught up with that vile Muldoon as his second round pick Keenan Allen has been ruled out for the season.

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1011

i thought we were pals now, pal. you must be secretly disgusted at your good start, youā€™ll have to pick your games to throw a bit more carefully now

1012

I knew this would make you stronger, mate.

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1013

Think again cunty.

I only throw games that are guaranteed to get me promoted. Iā€™m currently looking at losing my first 4 picks in next yearā€™s draft if this plays out like itā€™s looking.

1014

It was the unwavering support from fellow Segundaistas like yourself that helped get me through my darkest hours.

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1015

Count i propose we remove westbritty_hislop and re enroll bandage, given the latters rediscovered gra for NFL

1016

@Chucks_Nwoko, its customary in the Segunda to concede defeat in a gentlemanly manner when you know your team is fucked

1017

Itā€™s also customary to cite ā€œgood waiver positionā€ after fucking up the first few weeks.

@Lazarus, as per custom, Iā€™m not too fussed going 0 & 2 or 3 if it helps me long term.

Also, fuck you.

1018

Mike Wallace will be a stud this season. Heā€™s played his way into serious consideration for a start next week

1019

Sterling Shepard is only adding to my selection problems for next week

1020

Dan Bailey taking this shootout by the scruff of the neck.