The Great Segunda 2016

The Seahawks D more likeā€¦ Foster canā€™t get anything going.

Fucking Dan Bailey and Danny Woodhead. Lolz.

Just wanted to wish the best of luck to everybody still fighting it out tonight. Hard luck again @Chucks_Nwoko

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you should never count early on scores.Peterson being shit and Riddick and Johnson for you helped. Even Floyd being stopped on the 1 and then Johnson running it in, small margins. Well done, unless DeSean does something extraordinary tonight.

No.

Heā€™s eagles scum.

Well what a turn up for the books that weekend was. Despite being unjustly deprived of my first and second picks I still managed to put up the highest score of the week. I hereby place myself last on the waiver wire this week, no need to get involved esteemed commissioner.

And what of my chief tormentors during the off season? The snake @maroonandwhite finished almost 50 points behind me and got soundly beaten in his match. How do you like them apples dickhead?

And then we come to @Chucks_Nwoko. This wanker came 4th in the Turds last year and fluked a play off victory to get promoted. But that didnā€™t stop him running his mouth off at me and calling me out continuously. This hapless gobshite then contrived to put up the lowest score of the week as he was brushed aside. This Muldoon needs to learn some contrition and realise heā€™s in with the big boys now.

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I may be a wanker but everything else in that sentence is way off.

Anyway, itā€™s Week 1. Iā€™m exactly where i want to be. Chill out.

Well done Matty.

Itā€™s nice to see the protocols of the segunda paying off in such a positive manner.

Itā€™s a shame to see @maroonandwhite already calling for the reinstatement of @Bandage ( a known match fixing conspirator and turncoat).

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What was the highest score of the round?

@Matty_Hislop with 180.88

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@Mullach_Ide with 160.

I sent that Special Olympics prick home with tea in his mug.

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@Chucks_Nwoko won the Turds last year pal.

I get himself and that other Turd with the stupid name mixed up. Thatā€™s even more embarrassing that he won that division. At least @Clixby_Bream looks like he has an idea about whatā€™s required up here.

Iā€™m fucking seething that useless cunt @Watchyourtoes only beat me by ten pointsā€¦ Ill probably be 4/5th on waiver now, not worth a fucking wank.

Iā€™d like to personally offer well wishes and superlatives to @Matty_Hislop and @Mullach_Ide this week. Two great results.

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Always disappointing to have the highest losing points of the week, but as that great American saying goes, ā€œwinners go home and fuck the prom queen, losers go home with their tea in a mugā€.

Iā€™ll just have to find redemption against @count_of_monte_crist this week.

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In hindsight, i probably should have thrown a few games to stay in that division.

You donā€™t need to throw games to head back there Chuckles.

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Ooooft.

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I said ā€œstay inā€ not ā€œhead backā€. Thereā€™s a difference you big cheating bastard.