The hope McIlroy wins thread

Rors is -4 through 8 holes to lie on -4 in his home tournament. Jesus he putted shockingly yesterday and his wedges weren’t much better. He did a rale @EstebanSexface on it you could say.

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-5 now. Hon Rory!

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He’s the local Thomastown boy today.

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His mother hails from Stoney sure…

Informative rating.

Never knew that. How’d she meet the father?

In a swingers club.

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Jesus no, I was only joshin! I’d say his mother is from Lurgan or Downpatrick or somewhere.

His mother is the prod, so she could be from Kilkenny in fairness

That’s what I was thinking.

Rory left a good few behind him there. Still only 8 back. In fairness course is playing like a pitch and putt course.

And yet her brother played gaelic for Lurgan and Armagh. Are you sure about that?

I’m not sure. I thought I remember reading an uncle of his on the father side was a catholic killed in the 70s.

McDowell is from a mixed marriage I think.

Perhaps mixing up with him.

An uncle of the father’s, so his grand-uncle

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So his father is the catholic?

Both of his parents are? No.

Are you sure you’re not confusing McIlroy with McDowell?

Correct. Both parents are Catholic. His mother is from lurgan

I’m confused because he’s as proddy as be damned