The Joe Brolly tells porkies thread

[QUOTE=“Horsebox, post: 1116315, member: 1537”]I must say I’m starting to warm to this cunt.
http://www.independent.ie/sport/gaelic-games/gaelic-football/joe-brolly-brands-the-use-of-blanket-defences-as-footballing-myxomatosis-and-slams-harte-31106705.html
"Mickey Harte said ‘we’re not in the business of entertainment’. Well then f**k off and play behind closed doors if you’re not in the business of entertainment. :D[/QUOTE]

Never forget

http://balls.ie/gaa/joe-brolly-ready-take-hurling-snobs/

[QUOTE=“BeTimberin, post: 1116360, member: 675”]Never forget

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mate, there is a reason stick hurling hasnt spread out beyond a few counties in munster-its shit

Hurling is only for people of adequate intelligence pal

Adequate for what?

Joe Brolly wouldn’t hurl spuds to a duck

[QUOTE=“BeTimberin, post: 1116360, member: 675”]Never forget

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I disagree with joe b on this.

British people may not have the same apparatus to truely appreciate the beauty of Gaelic games.

Joe Brolly has that prick Burns in his sights :clap:

[QUOTE=“BeTimberin, post: 1116360, member: 675”]Never forget

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Joe thought we were in a ‘golden era for football’ 12 months ago :confused::eek::smiley:

http://www.independent.ie/sport/gaelic-games/gaelic-football/joe-brolly-brands-the-use-of-blanket-defences-as-footballing-myxomatosis-and-slams-harte-31106705.html

The video clip on that link where he highlights the disgrace where patients lying in their hospital beds with their gaa jersies on listening to the match on the radio says it all but 90% of you lot of steamers seem to think the sky deal was a good idea. Ye make me fucking sick.

Great article from the bould Joe in the Sindo* today once again.

*fell off the the back of a milk truck and landed in my living room.

Straight onto the coffee table.

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Brolly absolutely slaughtering Kerry and in particular Colm Cooper today in the Sindo.*

"Since 2002, they have faced nine serious tests in Croke Park. Their record in these has been abject. Armagh, Tyrone (three times), Dublin (three times), Donegal (2012) all brought war and on each occasion Kerry wilted.

Last Sunday when it was put up to them, they flopped again.

Kerry simply surrendered and that is the bottom line."

On Cooper - “when the heat is turned up, he disappears.”

“In adversity, he fails.”

“If Philly McMahon had tried that stuff with wee Peter (Canavan) he would have been waking up next morning with a very sore face and probably about 1-03 scored off him.”

@Nembo_Kid will be absolutely buzzing when he reads it.

*fell off a truck and landed on the kitchen table.

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What a clamping, hon Brolly.

Brolly also slaughtered Eamonn Fitzmaurice and repeated a point that I’ve made - that Fitzmaurice got lucky last year as a result of a desperate late throwing into the fray of the most potent Kerry attacking weapon that he couldn’t recognise - Kieran Donaghy, and two flukey goals in the final.

Any online link to this, pal?

Kerry’s two standout victories over the past 13 years have been the 06 quarter final win over Armagh which was their finest moment and partly down to Kernan refusing to change something when it was clear Donaghy was going to town on Bellew. The second one was last year’s win over Donegal which was a terribly abject display where they stumbled over the line against a well below par Donegal.

Gollum Cooper is a fraud.

a lot of posters on here owe nembo a massive apology

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Very much so.

@Nembo_Kid transcends internet forums. He is a real inspirational figure with his steadfastness

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Full article up online now. Funny reading the bitterness of the staters in the comments section below about Brolly speaking some truths. Cooper really is untouchable in the eyes of some despite how many times he bottles it.

He is right about Gooch, certainly based on a few recent performances. Gooch gets rave reviews sometimes for doing basic fundemental things and is called a genius.

He is wrong generally about kerry. Armagh, Dublin & Tyrone in 3 games all won by just a score after titanic battles and we’re simply the better teams on the day. They didn’t fall apart or anything of the sort, so alot of it is revisionism.

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