The Let Kev at your Back thread

Yup.

The headache has receded. Still blocked solid and breathing through the mouth as though I was from Moycarkey or Moyasta. Kettle is on for round 2. :triumph:

A line of cocaine out of the question?

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The Dude does not abide

Thatā€™s a very tassotiesque avatar, if you donā€™t mind me saying so.

Unreal. Unbelievable.

Have you tried a nutribullet?

Ninja.

Weak lower back ladsā€¦ sore when lifting kids and tight when driving. Suspect that tight muscles in the upper glutes might be contributing but reckon there is some disc issues also.

Approach from here?

Well I suppose you have two choices

  1. Go to a specialist before it gets worse or
  2. Get anonymous advice on a dysfunctional forum from a complete loonball like Kev.

Not sure what option Iā€™d take.

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Shove your thumb up your hole.

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I suppose manning the fuck up isnā€™t an option?

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A little from column A, a little from column B.

Thanks lads.

Wash your thumb after

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First step is to go to the company appointed doctor.
Explain to him that you find it painful to sit at your desk for more than 30mins at a time and the drive to and from work on Friday nearly killed you with pain ( donā€™t forget to throw in that you consider yourself a danger to other road users driving in your condition)
and youā€™d just like a few pain killers to keep you going, when he mentions time off, give a big sigh and say you hate being off work with something as silly as back pain ā€¦but if thatā€™s what he thinks best ā€¦ Youā€™ll easily get 6-8 weeks out of it.
Itā€™ll be the Christmas wind down by then, youā€™ll be grand.
Youā€™re a jammy cunt really.

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This oul Iā€™m a lazy bastard shtick and yere all stupid cunts for working shtick is gone very stale boring and tiresome chum. Just so you know. Might be high time for another rebrand.

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Look it, you can argue with a medical practitioner all you want but if he recommends time off its best that @KinvarasPassion takes it to give him a chance to get better.

Iā€™m the same mate, hits me every few months and leaves me crippled. I think itā€™s the fucking driving thatā€™s doing it. Got this for the car seat and it makes a massive difference

MedipaqĀ® Ultimate Breathable 3d Mesh Lumbar Car Cushion

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