The Let Kev at your Back thread

farmerinthecity · January 10, 2011, 3:39pm

You’ll never make a rugby player.

KinvarasPassion · January 11, 2011, 10:18pm

Sizeable lump after rising overnight on the neck area behind my ear… hard as a rock.

Google is leading me towards inflamtion of lymph nodes as a result of fighting an infection… I feel fine.

I’m sure all contributers will make me feel at ease with some suggestions as to what the fcuk this is. :unsure:

The_Runt · January 11, 2011, 10:24pm

Most likely aids

TwoRunnyEggs · January 11, 2011, 10:26pm

One of these devices will knock that right off.
http://www.peasridge.co.uk/acatalog/code-0126.jpg

Fran · January 11, 2011, 10:38pm

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I’d keep an eye on that KP. The glands in your neck and groin will normally inflame when you have an infection of some sort but it should really be gone down within a couple of days. If not it may be advisable to see a doctor.

Bandage · January 11, 2011, 10:50pm

Any lump, go to your doctor.

KinvarasPassion · January 13, 2011, 6:47pm

Looks like I’m riddled with a yeast infection. Had to take antibiotics in November for a bad dose of sinusitus and the cunting tablets killed off all the good bacteria in me.

I have to go on a 3 week diet to kill off the bad bacteria that feeds on sugar and i’ll be grand again.

This is all self diagnosed and will be confirmed by my GP on Monday, waste of 50 euro but no harm to be sure to be sure.

Dosed myself with raw garlic the last 2 days as it starts the killing job on the bacteria and the lump was gone within 12 hours. The cunts at work were not impressed of course but it gave me great pressure to stink the fcuk outta the office.

Is there nothing garlic wont tackle? Its the beast of all home made remedies.

The_Puke · January 13, 2011, 6:55pm

Thought only women get yeast infections…What are the symptons if you don’t mind me asking

myboyblue · January 13, 2011, 6:57pm

How does one diagnose oneself of something like this?

Rintintin · January 13, 2011, 7:22pm

Babies are very prone to this aswell, it often gets picked up from taking anti-biotics ironically.

KinvarasPassion · January 13, 2011, 10:30pm

Symptoms are different for men… thankfully :o

I got two red patches each side of my nose, itchy as fcuk. An old hulring injury (broken ulna joint) has started aching like fcuk in past week, the lump at the back of the neck , eyes burning, severe heart burn, pain in the middle of the spine.

A dirty cunt of a dose. The diet is a bitch altogether but 2 weeks is all thats needed.

briantinnion · January 14, 2011, 12:17am

Every second shite I do recently is just brown water, often have stomach cramps beforehand. I’ll generally be fine after I’ve cleaned myself out but the problem inevitaly returns. At first I thought it was just a mild bout of diarrhea but I’ve had this for more than a month. Anyone got any suggestions? I think Bandage had something like this before. Makes it impossible to trust a fart too.

Mac · January 14, 2011, 12:25am

Wouldn’t surprise me. Have you tried solid food? Plenty of brown bread and shite like that will sort you out.

KinvarasPassion · January 20, 2011, 9:57pm

Tore the shite out of my groin tonight playing 5 aside, I wouldn’t mind but I did a decent warm up.

Any idea with a bit of rest how soon a lad would be back in action. Its a farily decent tear…

I currently have an ice pack wedeged between my ball bag and upper thigh. :unsure:

caoimhaoin · January 20, 2011, 10:11pm

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6 weeks to be sure

Bandage · January 20, 2011, 10:12pm

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You’ll need an operation, mate.

Watch_The_Break · January 22, 2011, 8:35pm

What’s the best drink for a sore throat?

The_Puke · January 22, 2011, 8:36pm

Rawness or a hoarseness?

Watch_The_Break · January 22, 2011, 8:43pm

Rawness I suppose. It’s very uncomfortable to even swallow liquids so whichever one that qualifies me for.

The_Puke · January 22, 2011, 8:45pm

A hot mi wadi…blackcurrent if possible