The marriage difficulties and auld GAA lads from Craobh thread

[glenshane]

@HBV

Not sure she meant it

I.doubt it somehow, unless she’s on the game

[HBV]

Would you perform oral sex in a young lady yourself, do ye nordies do that sort of thing?

[glenshane]

Lights off, door closed and strictly missionary - through a hole in the sheet of course.

[HBV]

You should try it sometime.

[glenshane]

That entire ‘female orgasm/clitoris’ carry on is a feminist ruse. I don’t believe a word of it.

[mickee321]

That BBC Christmas ad there lads is one to sit and watch with your significant other… it was on before MOTD the other night. .I love that little sequence cc @Sidney where it goes from the NI weather to the lotto and then that little pause for an interval that is usually a country scene or balloons perhaps before MOTD kicks in. .it is a sign that the weekend has landed.

In a most bizarre symmertry it transpired that both of us were watching it - its a most enchanting piece of television and one of the most beautiful 2 minutes i have seen - it is the suprise that catches you tho and it sucks you in - as it was playing out i noticed herself was crying next to me , it was a most soft sound and one that i felt uncontrollable pity for - she left the room and went up to kiss the older lad in his bed ( and im sure she wont be the only woman to do so after seeing this).

i continued with Southampton vs United but as i sat i felt an intense feeling that i needed to be with her , it was a feeling that if you have felt it you know, i walked thru the kitchen and saw her outside in the deep winter gloom , smoking a marlboro with not even the stars for company.
there wasn’t anything said for a minute or two but as she stood goddess like on the balconey staring into the dark chasm in front of her i wondered if the soft december rain was providing her with any comfort with her troubled thoughts and the guilt that i feel for her lonliness began to catch up with me - despite the chaos and the sense of disorder she has a sense of poise that is most glorious and dignified and the sense of reality that i am out of my league becomes apparent, at times like this.
Troy would have sacked for less i thought and maybe there are times when one needs to compromise,

we shared the cigarette in silence - there is something most soothing about blowing smoke into the dead of night with just your thoughts for company - this situation needed no words and there werent many spoken - i assured her things would be ok … things have been calm since -
yesterday was the first day of Hannukah and im hopefully that saturday night was our Light that is associated with this 9 days…ill give it everything this time round

[mickee321]

@glenshane

Lights off, door closed and strictly missionary - through a hole in the sheet of course.

are you an orthodox jew?

[glenshane]

She wasn’t looking westwards to where that young fury lad lies buried?

[glenshane]

A roundhead

[glenshane]

All joking aside. I’m not been flippant with your bother. I hope it sorts itself out

[TheBlackSpot]

This time next year you’ll be in a worse place than a Gazan Palestinian pal, God help you.

[mickee321]

@Tank

Great article. Niamh Horan is a prime cunt obviously but that is the highlight of her career. She has her priorities straight, my opinion of her has improved no end.

But what does it mean to “consistently” achieve orgasm during sex? It’s guaranteed that I make my gf cum a few times a month, but it’s also guaranteed that a few times a month she just can’t because she’s feeling stressed or whatever. A woman is responsible for a lot of her own orgasm in fact; she has to learn how to relax, feel comfortable with her own body etc.

Is “consistently” just a matter of personal interpretation? I think I will send this fine piece of journalism to my gf and ask her if she would consider herself to orgasm consistently.

ah here we cant have you calling Niamh that, she is a sound lady and would do very well on here*
There’s a miss little clip to that piece in fairness to her and im sure you imagined yourself up on top of her as she guides you thru the details
its a pity she didnt add a photo of herself in those pointy shoes she likes wearing

*i have no idea what that means

[Tank]

Did Niamh Horan not win COTY here outright one year?

[mickee321]

@Tank

Did Niamh Horan not win COTY here outright one year?

yes - i think it was the same year that Lottie Ryan won the Conor Cruise O Brien perpetual shield for the offsrping of cunts

[glenshane]

@mickee321

Conor Cruise O Brien perpetual shield for the offsrping of cunts

This place continues to impress

[Julio_Geordio]

Would you not bring her home on holidays a bit more often? Could you trust her to go home with the kids for a few months in the summer? Might be good for everyone

[HBV]

Great post, beautifully written.

[Tassotti]

That’s an outstanding post. You are a great wordsmith. A great ability to describe a situation

[farmerinthecity]

@mickee321

despite the chaos and the sense of disorder she has a sense of poise that is most glorious and dignified and the sense of reality that i am out of my league becomes apparent, at times like this.

Wow.

[HBV]

its so well written. a few of the lads with their so called perfect marriages will be squirming at that post, it will hit a few nerves.