Pat never starved cause the faeries were in Brussels sitting beside Ray McSharry when the common agricultural policy was being negotiated in 1992.
You couldnāt see them but they were there in green jumpers and red trousers and were approximately 5 foot 10 inches tall and they giggled throughout.
Ah look. There is no need to take that tone. Iām happy to advise fellas on it. All around you all there are inheritances up for grabsā¦
The timing of the intervention is critical however, jump too soon and you could be wiping holes and putting in eye drops for a decade. Leave it too late and the chances of tilting things in your direction are significantly reduced.
Keep your ears open for upcoming medical proceduresā¦ Offer to feed the cats, dogs etc during the absence. Youāll build up trust this way. There will always be a bit of rehab after and familyās arenāt always conveniently close. Before you know it youāll be collecting the pension and doing the odd visit to the bank. Then spin the odd poor mouth story about trying to raise a few kids and the struggles around itā¦ At worst youāll get a site for a housheen.
Iād usually step away at at this point before things get ugly but for those who have their heads about them it could be worth sticking with things. Iād say @TheBird would be the man to advice from here on. Iād say heās an expert on spotting the early tell tell signs of early dementia/alziemers.
Heās become totally dependent on me for guidance regarding his homebrew efforts. Itās a tricky channel to navigate but when I saw heād taken onboard my heat belt advice I knew I was getting somewhere.
Was stopped at a checkpoint earlier on the way to the park for a walk. Itās such nonsense. Everything is closed and you canāt even head out for a walk without being stopped and asked where youāre travelling to.
If I might just add to this excellent āBeginners Guide to Inheritencesā the offer to bring a couple of crĆ”tures to Mass of a Saturday evening can be a gamechanger. They naturally assume youāre bringing your own tribe on the Sunday and are agreeable to this.
Just one for the tracker as the racy guys sayā¦